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Van Helsing (2004)
Just a bit silly!
Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale CAN act, so why do they keep choosing cheap monster roles? I like Xmen but... you know... It is, what it is and then there is Underworld. Fun but not great. Van Helsing is the worst of both. Xmen and Underworld are bit silly but they are fun! V H is just a bit ridiculous.
The Wicker Man (2006)
I love the original. It is unlike any other film I have ever seen so I knew the remake just would not be any good. How can you recreate it? But because it is so different a film, I had to watch the remake, simply because I was interested. I went in with very low expectations and came away even more disappointed than I thought I'd be. I thought it would just be aweful and would be able to laugh at its attempt but unfortunately, I actually came away bored. This film is just a bit meek. The acting was fine, the production was fine and the film was just fine. I wanted it to be aweful or brilliant and what I got was, entirely average. Surprised I didn't fall asleep. Just not worth the bother.
Lord of War (2005)
Nic Cage's best!!!
Lord of War is excellent! Turns out Nic Cage can actually act! I've enjoyed his films before but... not really respected them. LoW however, is well acted, well produced and well directed. It is subtlety funny, desperately brutal and simply honest about humanity. The film tackles a tough subject without depressing you, while still making you think.
Well worth a watch.
The Brothers Grimm (2005)
Don't be fooled by the Stars.
Matt Damon, Heath Ledger, Lena Headey & Jonathan Price! With such talent, one might assume, this film would be good. It is not! Truly awful! Such a pity! Honestly, just do not bother!
Close but no cigar
Ahhh. I so want to love it but just can't. It's the kind of Special Effects that draw me in, but something is missing. Is it the actors or story, I'm not sure. If you like Demons in Dreams Horror. Try it and make your own decision but for me, can't give it more than a 5 stars.