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Between Two Ferns: The Movie (2019)
Total vapid unfunny pablum made by middle aged dumbos for uninformed, ignorant stoner millennials.
Zach is looking worn out and old as he reads off cue cards. Can't memorize our handful of dumb line, Zach?
It's just been done before -- Fernwood Tonite anyone? At least that show was funny.
Te entire dumb premise for this garbage is taht Zach just reads insulting questions and doesn't wait for a response. That's funny?
No, it's not.
The Walking Dead: Ghosts (2019)
Yet Another Boring Predictable Episode
OMG! When will the madness end?
Episode after episode filled with BS poorly written faux drama that has bee done a million times before. The show has dissolved into a predictable and boring repetitive format.
No new characters are going to save this show. It's been on about 5 seasons too many.
Halloween at Aunt Ethel's (2019)
Dismal Idiotic Garbage
Clearly there are loads of FAKE reviews here, because this film is horrendous.
It actually started off reasonably well but right after the titles (and we're talking in less than 10 minutes) it takes a nosedive and just suck big time.
Bad and stoopid story. Horrible acting. And sucky direction.
The music is halfway decent.
Cannibal Girls (1973)
Oh My Gawd!
How Ivan Reitman ever got the funding to make another movie after this POS is beyond me.
Nothing to recommend here. NOTHING.
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (1956)
Talk about a Left Wing Agenda!
Fritz Lang musta been a commie. This is a really dumb anti-capital punishment movie. Funny how the left is against getting rid of murderers but will kill a baby and farm it's organs in a NY minute.
It's quite a talkie movie. Not big on action. That makes it rather slow. In fact, it makes it VERY slow.
What a bore.
A Woman's Torment (1977)
Slow moving flick made in NYC featuring a number of porn actors not doing porn.
It never really comes together. Apparently the "star" Chung who wore a wig in this film ran off with the gaffer and the remaining part of the film being shot with a double. No wonder there is next to no information about her online.
The acting is miserable. And that's part of the problem. One can put up with the really bad acting if there's an abundance of hot sex, but this clunker is a desert in the sex department.
The only thing remotely interesting about this flick is the rich, tony locations -- upper west side NYC apartment that seems rather large and a beach front Fire Island house. I guess this was made before the gays flocked to Fire Island.
Woman in Hiding (1950)
Ida Lupino is so unlikable in this film, you are sort of glad they are dragging the river for her body.
Yet Another Thoroughly Boring Episode
The show has become predictable.
This one purports to show the origins of A&, but who cares? It's just tripe. These two characters are just plain stupid.
The creativity of this show left 5 seasons ago.
99 River Street (1953)
Solid B Picture
Pretty decent, albeit a bit dumb, B picture.
Evelyn Keyes is a pretty good actress who never really scored big in Hollywood. She's also pretty hot. Great lips. Maybe that's all the producers saw in her.
Detective Story (1951)
Play on Film
This movie is basically shot like a play on film.
It doesn't work for me. If I wanted to see the play I would go to Broadway,
A Year in Burgundy (2013)
Rather not too interesting.
Rather not informing documentary
White Girl (2016)
Big nosed college kids moves to a bad neighborhood instead of living on campus like normal people.
She turns to drugs.
Hooks up with a Hispanic who is really bad.
#metoo is thrown in for good measure.
But it all turns out OK for her because she has white privilege.
The movie sucks.
Late Night (2019)
"I wish I was a woman of colour, so I could get any job with zero qualifications"
My header is voiced by one of the characters in this movie. It describes the entire movie to a tee.
Not that it's original. Hollywood always makes the underdog who has no experience turns out to save the day movies.
Only this time they replaced the white nerd with a brown nerd. There is nothing original about this flick. Nothing. It's been done a thousand times. Some times well, sometimes not so well.
From frame one you can predict every frame to follow.
Whomever wrote it should be sued for plagiarism.
That said, it's so familiar that it's easily watchable.
Mindless Movie Night, anyone?
The Walking Dead: Lines We Cross (2019)
OMG! The Geyest Episode Yet!!!
Please take this show off the air.
The opening was moronic. Now the living have turned into roman soldiers and the zombies can be killed by body impalement and they don't hear the ridiculously loud clanging of a giant metal door that closes when they come out of the ship!
Can you get any more absurd?
And why are you abusing kids by putting them in this show? Despicable. Please stop with the kids already.
And the stoopid dialog. Dead bodies, most as skeletons and the black chick with the bad hair says "Looks like they've been here for a while. REALLY?
And the gratuitous violence which I am certain sparked those Chinatown bloody murders this weekend since they were done the way the dead are disposed of in this show.
Neagan must be collecting his paycheck and that's it. The bald woman is boring. Some of the newer ethnics can't act.
And BTW, before any of you nerds misunderstand -- I use 'Geyest" in the way it was meant to be used. Not the way the agenda has co-opted it and tried to control our speech.
10 Minutes of Music and an 65 minutes of boredom
Hands down, this must be the worst concert video i have ever seen.
Next to no music.
Just yapping and yapping endlessly.
Plunder Road (1957)
This movie is not very thrilling. In fact, it's rather dull.
One problem is you thrown into the film with ZERO background -- who re these guys? How did they get together? How did they plan the heist? What are they planning to do?
Basic questions that might make you care or be interested in the robbers are left unanswered. The film starts with the robbery and never generates any sort of tension.
Yet Another All Time Low
I don't now about you, but I'm sure sick of "We help people. It's what we do."
I'm also sick of the slow between-scenes intervals where they do really dumb stuff like paint and get married. Is it supposed to make us care about the characters? It doesnt. The characters on FTWD suck.
They are a regurgitation of the original, which has also sucked for a number of years now.
The only remedy is to get this show off the air already.
What's next season when they introduce tranny zombies! It's the only identity politic group left to pander to on this garbage show.
Long Shot (2019)
A Comedy Without Laughs
Too bad. Seth used to be such a funny guy.
This movie is idiotic.
Not funny in the slightest and completely stupid.
Not one scene makes even the remotest of sense so you can't suspend disbelief.
Go back to making stoner movies Seth.
Wrong Film with Wrong Star Turns out Better for Me
I streamed Greta Garbo's 1941 movie called Road to Happiness on my Roku from a movie app of Garbo films. Looking at IMDB I saw that Road to Happiness was NOT a Garbo movie.
Moreover, when the movie started, it turned out the film was Gary Cooper and Marlene Dietrich in a 1936 flick called Desire! How did they get that one so wrong?
Anyway, good for me. This turned out to be better than the other movie that was supposed to run. The only issue was that the print seemed to be streaming in very low resolution so it was rather cloudy.
Anyway, it's a pretty good flick. Try to get it in a higher rez.
Woodstock or Bust (2019)
The Car is the Only Good THing
The only good thing about this movie is the Mustang.
The acting sucks.
It's a dumb poorly realized story.
And the direction is horrible.
This is REALLY a VERY BAD Movie
Need I say more?
Pink Floyd: The Final Cut (1983)
Great Album Sheathed in an inferior Video
The album is one of Floyd's best.
The video is just OK. Seems like Waters made this and stuck himself i it. BIG mistake.
Still, The Final Cut is P.F.'s last album that is also one of their best (the subsequent non-Waters) albums were not Floyd in my book. They sucked.
Lucifer's Women (1974)
This Movie is Unwatcahble
It's absolutely horrible.
Porn background music (in fat, there's a few porn stars in it.
There is absolutely NOTHING to recommend about this film.
Fleshpot on 42nd Street (1973)
NYC Under the Corrupt Democrats
This film was made right smack in the middle of decades of Democrats in power that saw a beautiful city decay and become crime ridden while honest people cowered in fear of the thugs who roamed the streets in search of a new victim.
The ONLY interesting thing about this film is the street scenes that document what a crap hole NYC had become. Corrupt cops, even more corrupt politicians, scamming unions and rampant violent crime made NYC one of the worst places to live. Today, it's all coming back under jerk loser corrupt socialist DiBlassio. So sad.
The lead actress, who, I take it from some additional research, was a porn star back in the day, can't act one iota..She doesn't even have such a great body (spell that "porky") and her nose job is alarming. She also needs a gardener, if you get my drift.
The writing is amateurish and the directing really is non-existent. Milligan had ZERO talent and how he got the money to make this garbage is beyond me. People compare this clown to Warhol but at least Warhol had interesting people in his flicks. There isn't one compelling personality in this movie. and no one can act. Even the tranny is horrible and no substitute for Divine.
My personal opinion is that the ONLY reason Milligan has not been relegated to the oblivion he belongs is because of the gay agenda that wants to keep his name alive. Sad. Identity politics is not only divisive, but pushes untalented shlubs into the forefront.
As I said, for me the only interesting this in this film is the street scenes and they are few and far between.
A Gun for Jennifer (1997)
Totally Implausible Grindhouse-esque Exploitation Flick
Obviously filmed without permits on the streets of NYC with one problem: by 1997 Times Square was cleaned up and Disney moved in. So it looks like they found the few last remnants of Democrat controlled and graft laden NYC. For decades the Democrats let crime rage and the city crumble while cronies and unions got rich It's turning back into that now thanks to corrupt self-absorbed, moron DiBlassio.
But in 1997 there was a Renaissance of goodness. The streets were swept and the underbelly was removed.
There truly is nothing to recommend about this movie. The acting is dismal (especially Twiss).
Oh, and BTW, there' are really dull blade reviewer here with the handle of Coventry who knows NOTHING about movies. He tries to claim that the bad director Morris (who should never work again) invented the revival of Grindhouse way before Tarantino and Rodriquez came on the scene. Meanwhile Quentin was directing movies in '83 and Rodriquez in '91. PLUS, this 1997 debacle is the director's first film! And didnt make another in almost 10 years!!!
The movie is horrible. Other than urban filming, grainy film and scratches on the emulsion there isnt anything so grind house about it. It's just bad film making.