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Space Force (2020)
FORCED SPACE JUNK
This is seriously mediocre entertainment. Weak writing, some bad acting (Bob(?) the Russian is awful). Terrible script. Lacks humour. The pacing is really really weak.
Malkovich and Carrell try hard but they aren't enough to carry this space junk.
Some occasional mediocre humour but not sure I will be able to watch past the 2nd episode.
Little Monsters (2019)
Never in all my years of zombie movies have I wanted the male lead to be eaten so badly. What an absolute knobhead!!
That said, the female lead was heroic!
Josh Gad is pretty amusing. Some ok moments. I have seen worse...
The Man with the Iron Fists (2012)
THE MAN WHO SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN BED
Seriously, everyone involved in this mess should have stayed in bed rather than turn up for work. 🙄
RETRO SKY FI FUN!!
This is a fun tongue in cheek romp in the style of 1950's SciFi adventure movies. Over the top, stylised fun. Even the really bad CGI adds to the fun.
The cast look like they had a blast filming too.
Seriously? Is it fair to call this utter trash a movie???🙄
Waking Ned (1998)
A sweet little comedy with a moral twist, that sadly is neatly and all too lazily resolved by sloppy writing at the end. That said, a quirky and enjoyable little comedy.
A Star Is Born (2018)
I NEED NEW TEAR DUCTS. DAMN!
I had no interest in seeing this movie. Well, I was wrong. Fantastic music. Fantastic acting performances. And I cried. Yes, I cried like a baby...
DIED FROM DRINKING TREACLE
This movie is awash with treacle. Sickly sweet treacle. It will grab the back of your throat and gag you. Pretty much standard belated Clint Eastwood faire. Sadly.
An okay watch but not great. A weird romcom of sorts...
The Ghost Writer (2010)
POLANSKI IMITATING HITCHCOCK
This is a good thriller. Stylish, well cast, well directed and produced. Absorbing old school cinema.
Ewan McGregor is excellent as the reluctant hero and detective. Pierce Brosnan is also great as the egotistical puppet. Lovely to see the little cameo by Eli Wallach.
A few minor shortcomings and lazy writing like the previous ghost's belongings just left in the room even tho he is murdered because he knew too much. Sloppy and annoying.
Otherwise a great watch all round.
Edge of Darkness (2010)
Actually a good movie. Lots of twists and turns. Good action. Mel is pretty good. I like the fact that it has a hard ending.
Dark is right.
Home Alone 3 (1997)
OVER THE TOP BUT PASSABLE
Ok ish. The kid is cute. The hoodlums dumb and dumber. Harmless slapstick violence. A few laughs.
This Is 40 (2012)
THIS IS BORING
I lasted 40 minutes before nodding off at the zero plot and zero humour...
King of Thieves (2018)
THIEVES OF MY PRECIOUS TIME
I can't believe I wasted hours of my previous time watching this twaddle. No twists, no amusing lines, no entertainment. A waste of time.
The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018)
THE GIRL IN THE MEH MOVIE
A so so movie. Silly, far fetched plot with mediocre acting but sort of watchable.
Really cool to see Andreja Pejic in a movie role! Good onya!
White Lines (2020)
YOU WILL NEED MANY WHITE LINES TO ENJOY THIS TRASH
Seriously. I have been to Ibiza many times. Some aspects are recreated in this pitiful Spanish Soapie but largely it's the standard caricature of drunk low class pommy tourists looking for drugs and sex. Nasty.
That said, it is a really low budget, badly acted Soapie in the vein of White Dragon. Also not very good, but a masterpiece compared to this codswallop!
Bad Education (2019)
This is a great movie! Fantastic performances, script, plot. Hilarious! Incredible but true!!
Jackman is sensational. Actually I think his best performance. Really top drawer.
This is not to be missed!!
DEVS IN MACHINA
This is a very very stylish, thought provoking and exceptionally well made series.
Everything about it is superb. Acting, direction, cinematography, sets, script and plot.
I loved it but many won't! Reminded me a bit of Gattaca. This is not your usual faire, and the world is better for it.
The movie was ok. Certainly depicted the mayhem and horror of the siege reasonably well. The acting was ok except for Mira Sorvino. She just didn't seem to fit. A bland performance.
The plot was really convoluted at times. I feel they could have simplified the story and developed the characters better.
All told a pretty disappointing effort.
An epic gangster story. Great performances. They don't make them like this no more!😎
Creed II (2018)
So so, remake of every Rocky movie ever made. Those are a lot of movies. I was rooting for Viktor.
Shot Caller (2017)
I CALL THIS TOPS!!
Wow. A great, gritty tough watch. If you weren't afraid of prison this will certainly help. The institutionalisation of a successful family man, investment banker into an unwilling stone cold killer. For survival and the love of his family.
This is not a happy film. This is not an easy watch. This is really scary stuff because it would appear it could happen to you and I.
The script is excellent, direction superb and Nikolai is masterful!
Without doubt the best prison movie yet. Not the warm and fuzzy feelgood Shawshank but a great movie!
Green Room (2015)
Look, I know it's a "horror" movie and horror movies are supposed to have stupid victims. But really, can you possibly get more stupid and irritating victims than this bunch?
Technically ok I guess, but all you can do is cringe at how dumb they are. Even the obligatory, "I think we should split up"
Sucker Punch (2011)
SUCK IT UP
This is a great fun little movie in the style of Sin City. Great action and styling supports a quirky plot. Different and adventurous.
Great cinematography and CG.
Well worth the watch.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
This is one cracking movie. Hilarious, stylish, genius. Really really clever. And did I say fun? FUN FUN FUN!
This is a classic! Don't miss this!!
2 Days in New York (2012)
TOO MANY FROGS IN NY
This is a cute and crazy little black romcom that is very very NYC and very very French. A fun combination. Great characters and script with some really zany scenes.
Definitely a good sofa night in.