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Frozen II (2019)
8/10
Boring but Anticipating Group Copulation on the Screen
17 January 2020
Few interesting moments. A lot of songs. Makes the whole a bit boring. Wondering all the time when they will do a threesome. Maybe a foursome could be if Disney would allow the moose to participate. That would be a great idea for Frozen 5, when they take off their clothes in 2028.
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The Lineup (1958)
8/10
One of the Greatest Car Chases I've ever seen
17 January 2020
Great choreography. Wonderful story. Bad special effects. Will see this movie many times more. A bit boring though.
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Raw Deal (1948)
6/10
Muslims oppose the Original Raw Deal
16 January 2020
It is impossible not to want to see the differences between this and the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie with is of course the better one if you really think about it at least bit Arnie and Ernie's great but that is not the way we hoped it to be normally the original should be better but unfortunately hear the original raw deal is a very boring cheerleader ass home goods choreography moments but still we don't agree with the fact that it's supposed to be bacterial it's supposed to be better but it really isn't you understand me and next to this it's just starting out to be a crime movie and it's not related great inshallah Allahu Akbar
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The Prisoner: The Chimes of Big Ben (1967)
Season 1, Episode 1
9/10
Interestingly Superior to the Pilot of the Series
15 January 2020
I remember seeing the pilot and feeling very disappointed, but all of that overthinking is gone now in this first real episode of the series, and I love it so much. Everything about this episode was great: music, colors, kitsh and cult. The acting a bit outnoded, true, but fascinating whereas the pilot wasn't that much to my taste.
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Logistics (2012)
10/10
Boring Perfection
15 January 2020
So anyway... It's a bag, okay. Moving on a ship, okay. Nothing happens, okay? Boring nonsense, this; and yet, it is great to have at the back of my power point presentation at work, to mind indoctrinate my colleagues, so they don't notice the mistakes I'm making while I'm making them. Way to go!!!
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8/10
History of Driving
15 January 2020
Many car accident movies seen, the fact which makes this one stand out is the precise history sketch and background information on the facts of driving and that's exactly what makes Drive and Survive such a nice movie to watch, look at and keep on reviewing. More where that came from!
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3/10
Boring!!!!
15 January 2020
Eyes in the Night unfortunately never lifts itself from the mess it truly is. The story gets lost in its dirty choreography, the acting looks like performed by amateur drunks on happy hour at the local pub and the total just fails to attract, including that awful background score; yes, I've seen all of this before in much better renditions. Next!!
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4/10
Boring in the Second Half
15 January 2020
There's something utterly desperating about seeing children being maltreated like that, but as long as the big hospitals steal all money from it's patients what's the use of complaining for real. Good sickening documentary. Screaming to the children has no positive effect!!!
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The Thief (1952)
2/10
Short History of the Avant-Garde
14 January 2020
Very few times a movie annoys me. I mean an old movie. I have respect for them in some sort of superior way, that is, them to me. In general watching an old movie is like having a foreign affairs: you have more chance to be lucky if you play once on all the jackpots, not just spoiling your money/talent on one machine/love/nationality/present year. It is thereby logic old movies in general have more quality than modern ones, that's like choosing between wisdom and srupidity. One of the sidetracks in the genre I like are the experimental movies from the 1960s-1970s, they always know how to refreshen the old standard and thereby how to increase upon movie values; however, this was exactly what I did not like about The Thief. Here we have an early precursor on experimental values with a special taate: the taste of avant-garde acquired by a single unsuspected viewing is simply not present, rather presents you with an overload of cynicism and cigarettes instead, best fathomable in bright yellow raincoats to avoid depression. The absence of volume works so much against the experience of this movie that it leaves you totally cold what would happen to its main character and thereby this movie is a flop.
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3/10
Total Junk
14 January 2020
Most possibly the most boring movie ever made. I mean that seriously. Everything about this classic film shows the complete lack of interest in the choreography, acing and subject matter... as is usually the case when Hollywood goes to Japan to make a movie over there. And seriously, I've waited most of my life for the right moment to watch this movie which I assumed was gonna be great: was I disappointed!! Yup yup, a great flop this nonsense from the year my mother was born, four years before my father came from an illicit affair between my grandmother and the archenemy of my grandpa (...). Total junk, this movie.
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Baa Baa Land (2017)
10/10
Sheeeeeeeep
13 January 2020
Recently sold recently recently I saw this movie again and then this is just the way that it's value cannot get enough of all the sheep it's very excited and it remains one of my favorite movies ever and of course I've been in my mouth that I cannot speak like a sheep like mad but on the same thing it's true that it's very great thing and we cannot deny it anymore just like Dynasty we need to see what's going to happen in the next hour and the next hour in the next hour in the next time before you know it all those 8 hours are going black pastel my plate and then you have to agree that it's the wonderful thing of nature to sit in your screen and watching the seat while and it moves and she goes home and then of course it is wonderful to see them fooled diamond all over the place and because of this we cannot do anything else but you agree that the only one who could learn the greatest things of these people need the great room was still alive and fortunately mashallah he's no longer valid and he's a bad enough you connected to do my friend and of course because of this we are connected to each other in shoreline Allah Akbar and all these things of course when we see those sheep you can bond to what is the ship doing what does if she think there is a ship going and all these kind of things of course all the sheep walking around and thinking I have these aggravating what else can we say about this movie it is a good movie and because of this the soundtrack is wonderful reader countdown and because of all of this there's nothing else we can do or say but to all my mouth really hurts you know
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Dumbo (2019)
7/10
Muslims against Dumbo
13 January 2020
Definitely a me see all of these things coming back and wondering about and those things are girls so before been the Disney classic the time we are very disappointed in the whole matter of course because it's not the way we really wanted it to see and because of this we are disappointed in the whole thing and of course because of the Illuminati trying to make our children become stupid by seeing things are not watching cartoons anymore and all these things taken in the end the whole animation industry over in the way and that is not good in all these things and of course that is a sad thing about this movie that it's really not that good an after-hours party starts to get boring because of all the Illuminati elements and that is very sad and that's the way it is inshallah Allahu Akbar
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9/10
Poor Father? Or evil genius!!!
11 January 2020
On whose side are you, really?? This movie forces you to choose. Do you support the father violating the privacy of his little girl, or do you support the consequences of this action for the future of this vamp to be?? I always disliked women who don't like sex, and this movie clearly explained why.
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The Aeronauts (2019)
6/10
Bunch of Lies mainly Spoon-fed for Homosexual Democrats
11 January 2020
The moment you start to lie to me that's the moment and the time and the being and the place and everything that I'll really start not being interested in you anymore I want to truth in the full truth especially when I see a movie which I've learned throughout my lifetime mostly movies as well as allies of course that's what I mean and I don't like my sort of like movies especially the historical ones especially than the ones that lie most historical pictures last somehow or another and here with different characters and different genders and all these things definitely a sad thing about it because then people don't know anything about this so they think that they accepted the movie story as being it for real but then you discovered at least we know it's true or not we are not the way it happened and then you get disappointed because of this the movie is a failure in my eyes identi specially since posed to be most of the time the actress we're spending images in front of the cameras at the green screen or a blue screen or whatever in the whole thing as a blue screen I suppose not a green screen and a blue screen used to be special at the moment I came a dream screen everything went down of quality and story and everything of the movies when done cuz of these the movie really is not that interesting but somewhere a bit intriguing yes I must agree but I think a book about the subject with two more Justice to the truth furnace Ensure
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Judy (II) (2019)
8/10
Double Feelings here
9 January 2020
Judy is a kind of movie that is nice to see but terrible to listen toher singing you get a terrible headache because she doesn't sing well of course it is a bold move to do the singing by herself he has in sha Allah but it's a bad idea to get it all together in the final product and then of course you start to wear your why am I watching this movie and if you want to watch a movie to watch it for the sentimental value of the old movie industry and definitely that's the way it is it's for the rest movie annoys more than Prince and the descent
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8/10
The Curse of Hangover Square
6 January 2020
A man slightly becoming mad... or is he?? Marvelous performance by Laird Cregar who also died too soon IRL. I wonder, would I have enjoyed the book more if I had read it before seeing the movie?? I guess so, and it clearly shows again how Satan rules the movie industry in comparison with great literature. Co-star George Sanders found his own death pretty soon as well. So sad, for so much talent all going to waste.
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7/10
Great comedy
6 January 2020
Warning: Spoilers
And then of course what can we say with these professional actress playing I'm not sure characteristics we have these big people working for DW Griffith and of course we agree upon these that they are all great actors but then all of a sudden we see them play novices like they don't know anything about it and it's really funny to see them try to act but it's really not that great and the camera really is not so great to be blurry and they try everything they can do cuz the story might seem funny in the 1990s comedy that wasn't so successful with an enemy before we know it we can see the DW Griffith try to do a greater thing in sha Allah Allahu Akbar
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2/10
De Griffith was a Muslim
6 January 2020
Unfortunately always see our people on the street doing things they shouldn't do and that is not very much interesting of course there's a whole family's I'm subject that is not really touched upon between to them about women and their role in society of course but can we see we go left to go right. Evil men that criminals and of course you should have the music that the study that I did but if the music doesn't really play in the middle City then of course what can we say that the movie release in great we can see the special effects were known since then of course just a bit put together with those crazy things on the woman definitely trying to do better acting really isn't that great and of course because of this it is very sad to see that it's not so great and we can only see people moving their hands shaking their heads and then since there is no real music we want about it is the story isn't really great wonderful about the story itself in the movie in the film and everything is much too Short too much too long at the same time a time before we know it's 5 minutes betterment still have fake Jordan still too long so you see it is very sad us Muslims we don't like this movie we say a woman when she goes on the street with a short dress then she has the chance that she gets assaulted by a man and a man is always innocent because he just follows the nature that allowed to great one has given him inshallah and then for the rest of us can we save it's a movie about the subject maybe this was greater mean DW Griffith already made movies about homosexuality and racial slurs and now definitely a woman here who is being assaulted on the street definitely a great subject for us Muslims to look up on and think about things shall Allahu Akbar and then for the rest what can we say a woman should not dress inappropriately of course this is all the way that we can see that as Muslims be really think about this movie and then we can only identify with the whole subject of the matter and because of this nothing can be said about the movie but that the time is going fast and the gathering everything on the wall of course with the painting and the woman more looking at me like my fiance but then what can we say about it nothing is great about the movie because it's filled with disturbing horrible sets with bad special effects which I'm not used to no one is used to about DW Griffith and DW Griffith used to be a big man but it was a bit further along with The birth of a Nation intolerance and other movies like broken blossoms about the romance and all these things going on and what was the other thing about we come from the east or re-home East or whatever and all this beautiful movies and then the partner of Dolly the sheep of Dahlia whatever with a baby flying in the air was beautiful and then of course all these things that we can see and think about that then of course we can only conclude that all these things are great to see except this one and sometimes there are exceptions such as this but I'm weak on ovilla concluded to sync every keep on wondering stop music we are wondering what is this about definitely but in those days it must have been a highlight spectacle of the Asian definitely people side of the hundreds of movies that DW Griffith inventing the way the people at nowadays still made it's incredible to see but then of course we can only agree I got this movie must have lifted the spirits of the movies up to a better level of understanding and because of this there is nothing else to say but that the great ones must see the movie or running but the camera was really moving because they didn't even turn it back down yet and of course they'd only came much later I wonder when but much much later I believe in the 20th President once we don't let the milk in the twenties it's not madewell and of course we see these people and that is all that can be said about that
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Getting Even (1909)
3/10
Homosexuality hello
6 January 2020
Highly predictable it is sad to see how I'm a sexual spell portrayed but then it's wonderful to see that they were already betrayed them but then again you don't know it for sure because that's how will things go nowadays he's all in the media but back then they didn't know I'm and I'm looking at some looking on the portrait with a pussy cat jumping in front of the television that the bottle bar in the dryer in a closet and the DVDs in the movies and the cups and the drinks in the books and the souks everything is ugliest Lee that the movie is really not that interesting unfortunately too short to really make a difference in movie history for this DW Griffith needed to wait a long time before it was The birth of a Nation which food chain him forever to movie history and then of course you cannot change anything but say that he was a great erect on the floor is that movie was great but some of us like this record this one wasn't so great to and then of course you can say hey what am I saying here and now you don't know but that's the way it is in sha Allah Allahu Akbar
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7/10
Hate of neighborhood
5 January 2020
An original way of putting neighbors against each other in this golden oldie of Hollywood. Funny.
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Junior Prom (II) (1946)
3/10
Rendezvous rules
5 January 2020
Junior prom is all about how to behave where, when and why. Unfortunately we're way past that stage in human history with in reality Muslimas presenting themselves to you in the Middle East before their eighteenth birthday just to have some fun, risking it all upon their own lives without removing the veil; nowadays this movie is no longer valid and that, my friends, is sad.
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8/10
Muslimas for President
5 January 2020
Can you understand all of the sexual implications and the people naked and enlarging their genitals or making them bigger and different colors and then then I'll turn up been under and everything turns and it starts very slowly but once it gets going you cannot stop it anymore in the music works at 350 for new hippie like me and all of this is so incredible that before you know it you go back from where you came and all week because one big thing in the finality is a great thing to see and then one foot before we know it and you know
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Abominable (I) (2019)
7/10
Waste of Crappy Time out there
4 January 2020
If you like your children to be indoctrinated by the illuminati likes of Disney than you should definitely force them to see this predictable crap of a movie which played on really all of the well-known elements from modern day animation movies such as this and definitely worth your time if you want to waste it to no good nonsense and eye waste such as this. Dump this fodder while you can; instead, give your little ones nightmares for the rest of their lives with the regular Don Bluth-clone in theaters nowadays.
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7/10
Look that's a cowboys with their heads when they are scalping the poor little Indian girl on The Rock
4 January 2020
Of course in the whole thing here is of course like dances with wolves are singing about romance in Monday Indians and of course about surrendering and War and cowboys in the evil of the western men definitely and how love can try to survive shallotte shallotte I don't want to spoil the movie but it's really a beautiful movie about my neighbors are laughing with their own s*** but this is great to see and all of this is wonderful wonderful wonderful and of course this is one of the first ones that that's really with subject so clearly so obviously as a thoroughly and because of this we definitely should see this movie in the movie schools or if we have any sort of a class inside of our heads to understand the way things are going in the shower and then we can recognize the the elementary yes and that's all it's going to be said about that
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Allures (1961)
8/10
Muslims for Twist
4 January 2020
Make me cry so anyway let's say that you have the great imagery of all the movies in the movies come together and they say yes and then all of a sudden chicka chicka boom boom that you say you say oh my God and this movie is it means nothing nothing nothing from ioannis movies and giannis movies the same one who was supporting Scorpio Rising another one that's a boof and it's doing it interesting and colors and all of these things and it's incredible. Don't you see you should see this movie to understand it's a crazy thing yes inshallah Allah Akbar V Muslims we love this movie
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