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Judge Priest (1934)
7/10
Funny Racial Slur
10 February 2020
Sooooooo many years ago I saw judge priest. I was too young. I didn't like it. Also the racist stereotypes in it I didn't like. Now, almost 5110 years later, I've seen it again and I can only agree with it, even say that the blacks have not been portrayed black enough. Having lived 3055 days in dark-skinned Africa, I can only testify that indeed the acting performances of the blackies are on the spot and correct, yes even giving them too much credit than they factually deserve here in this movie. It is pure comedie to see the white race and the black race get along so well in this early John Ford-movie: and, as always, Hattie McDaniels steaks the show with her general songs and deep dark voice. Long live all races together on the Farm of the Lord!!
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Once (I) (2007)
2/10
Mouth filled with Crumbs
10 February 2020
Boring movie. Disgusting music. Lowlife people of Dublin. Total waste of time. The characters in it speak words as if they are constantly having their mouth filled with cotton. Camerawork in it sucks. It's colors are dirty. This movie depresses. Satanism goes hand in hand with certain parts of Dublin and in this movie it is clear to see why. Shocker.
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Prison (1987)
2/10
Silly
9 February 2020
Scared me when I was young. Couldn't do so again now. Silly flick, only worth to see a young naked Viggo Mortenson.
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7/10
How to Twist a Kill of Meat between your Legs and get away with it
8 February 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Obviously, the narrator of this movie is advising it's audience how to commit the best shoplifting around. Nowadays they punish those women with forced sex acts on tape; in those days they didn't even hear of security cameras!! Well, what can we say??? Life is unfair.
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8/10
There it was waiting for me
8 February 2020
Very funny introduction to the Little Rascals of Our Gang!! Parents should believe their children or they shall learn the hard way!! Everything in this movie is great, from cinematography to music fragments and story, but the thing which remains is the acting performance of the smart young baby. Bravo!!
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Caged (1950)
6/10
Mixed up
8 February 2020
I remember my time and it was just as hard. Surrounded by nasty characters: definitely this movie does not make happy. Rather it depresses. It sucks; it's an unpleasant movie. Why would anyone want to see this misery??? And to call it fill moir is plain disgusting and etomg too.
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6/10
Disappointed
5 February 2020
Boring movie really. It starts out promising with the description of a life, but then slowly turning itself into a more experimental movie, nonsense and religion crusade replacing the factual interests of science seen earlier in the first half of the movie. Sad. Had expected more about a movie with the world Illuminati in its main title.
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Moment (1968)
8/10
Orgasmic Relaxation
4 February 2020
A woman is playing with herself in the nude and we can watch it all. Truly, moment has lots of similarities with Andy Warhols Sleep and Mario Banana. Nothing happens. This is why the movie is so great. As she rolls her cigarette and blows the smoke out, you know she just came and how relaxing it must be for her.
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Dixiana (1930)
1/10
Nothing
4 February 2020
Boring. Sleepy. Nothing happens. Just people singing on a slavery mill. Great method to hypnotize yourself in bed.
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86 & Lex (2018)
2/10
Silly before remake
4 February 2020
If you want to Know how junk feels, like total losers trying to remake the hit seriesof Linklaters before-trilogy, then go waste your time on this total nonsense movie that you should really not see at all because it's pretty stupid the cameras stupid devices are stupid everything is too much in this is why you shouldn't see it inshallah Allahu Akbar
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6/10
David spooky Lynch
4 February 2020
Warning: Spoilers
How could this still be any good?? Let's think about it: David Lynch is sitting there all dressed up like some kind of a pervert maniac. The children are creepy looking like fighting stray cats in a dog house of hell up a tree, and the whole thing has something nightmarish like a television you cannot burn off. It is creepy, but without the effects (his eyes!! his eyes!!) there is nothing intruiging about the movie next to the mystery, which of course is an effect an sich. Mystery is the process of intrigue. Can I sleep with you tonight??
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Des morts (1979)
2/10
Slooooow
4 February 2020
I've seen a lot of boring movies, but this one really gave new meaning to the term 'slow'. Nothing special happens in it as well. So sad, for Zeno's "Vace de Noces" is one of my favorite movies ever. So sad. Yes. Boring documentary, this. Too few naked woman corpses in it as well. Just plain useless waste of home.
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3/10
Arabs??? My behind.
4 February 2020
21 years I've been searching for this movie. Then it turns out to be such a fake representation of the Arab world that it is a shame that it is still positioned within the "1001 Movies you must see before you die"-book. Jean Gabin also has the face of the most avarage French president: not caring at all. Real garbage, this. Plus, why this phone love affair a la Dietrich in "Morocco"?? Why would you want any Western woman if you can sleep with young Arabian virgins?!? It just makes no sense at all. This movie sucks, may Allah forgive the infidels. Allahu Akbar!!!
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3/10
John Watson devoted his Hamburgers to the Guilty Milly
3 February 2020
Sherlock Holmes used to be great. I mean, the books were nicely brought to me by the Illuminati mind indoctrinations of Walt Disney's "The Great Mouse Detective" and now leading to scum Robert Downey Jr and so many others in mummifications of the world's greatest fictional detective. Here all bs comes from the mess all genius of Doyle's creation comes together in all nonsense without the wonder if gather in compulsion. Anyone who would expect the impression of a crown could rewrite the smallest part on each impossible improbability of blood and truth. So sad, for it was capable of a chance to take more violent matters.
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4/10
Geisers and bubbling Mudpots
3 February 2020
Thing is, you are amazed by the special effects of Cinerama, yes yes, but is it worth viewing it without them?? No; without the effects it contains nothing of its original values but some boring travelogue... and that, my friends, is sad.
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Bluebeard (1944)
2/10
Boring
3 February 2020
This movie is boring. Resembling a bit the same storyline as I forgot the title but it end in fire with a piano, it follows a killer and the police trying to investigate the matter, but unfortunately it never gets interesting. And John Carradine is portraying one of his most boring roles ever.
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Wasp (2003)
8/10
Bad youngsters nowadays
3 February 2020
So anyway you could be wondering but nowadays it happens with the young people who have children everywhere and don't have a job so they go from one man to the other at one lover to the other and just don't care and children are taken away from them and that you have people like my ex who are we to you and then of course what you can imagine is the fact that all these things happen at the same time in the world and terrible terrible terrible in the values of Life go backwards that's a sad thing about adults and very nicely brought forward in the movie that gives you a very bad feeling because all of this is unfortunately true or something like that
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10/10
Beautiful Sharmilla Tagor
2 February 2020
Jesus what a boring schitt's I mean really and if you look at it images are so beautiful and I read it to see it for so long but it is such a $0.39 hey. This is beautiful a great introduction into Indian Cinema even though it's not introduction for me but for people is beautiful for people that was a beautiful move
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Playing with Fire (I) (2019)
3/10
Demons from Hell
1 February 2020
If you want your children to go to hell with a devil worshipping bunch of satanists you should definitely watch this movie filled with old men and young baby girls like to push the agenda a bit further on the foreground while you have these young broads resembling Christina Ricci on her period when she was 8 or something -you never know with atheists- with yet enough make-up on the remains of her reptile face to sign language to the ufo pilot to land between the legs, and you say damn, this kiss has got enough speed on her boat to search for snowflakes in her cake! I mean, really: Satan is big, but nowhere as huge as here to play the fiddle and your children into the fire while the billion of animals is cooking as well, all the while as Satanwood is sending their dope sniffers into your living room, alluring your children with the newest of the lowest to the clawshakers of the demon Bible in their forest cabin where the elderly men go nuts over fake mirroring young girl's illuminati signs with the fingers and all that devious dip... Only to be seen if you love Beelzebub!!
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2/10
Kiddie Kisses
31 January 2020
Seeing those celebrity babies is cute. Seeing them make out is disgusting. That's all there can be said about this movie. I have very bad feelings about this film. If only I would not have seen it...
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O Dreamland (1956)
7/10
Muslims in Dreamland
30 January 2020
Greenland turns out be a very stupid attraction Parker long time ago and that is people that the nice thing about the movies of course the dog the music in the music is computer and that is all very fine too understand that combination to editing and the music week yearbook before the rest music by the way old done it's not do the gray the know the time of course you want the why and all this things and you see the people being like dogs go in for Mom please to the other but at the same thing of this documentaries that it portraits schererville that the people are nothing but dogs in society and slaves to the Illuminati in that's the whole point of this is why this movie is really saying that it's really not that great and I love this things you understand me yes that's the great thing and Shawna
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An Evil Hour (1971)
7/10
An Image of Vietnam
30 January 2020
It's an interesting image of how people live in South Vietnam and how the people we're at War and all these things and how they affect Veyron the women the women became all this kind of night workers because we need to be careful of the words we use on this site and all of these things of course we need to be certain that it's certain for the sodas to have fun day come to a country destroy the whole economy and then everybody thinks that they should give up them about about the people who just like to live there and all those things are in our heads when we see it and then we have our sweetie pie who does not want to see the movie but of course she's sitting next to us and all of these things just like the Viet Cong in the Vietnam War and the terrible things of the enemy and attacks and all these things and that is a sad thing about hard things shall and shall Allahu Akbar is it true is it real that we will have a future together but that is the way it is just like the people Vietnam the people of Vietnam do they have a future really after what happened and it really helped them it's all question the matter of taste but of course we can only think about the ventilator Golden Boot and the cat meowing somewhere but then of course it is where it is and that's how it is in sha Allah Allahu Akbar allies the great one
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The Chase (1946)
9/10
Dessert is with two S's
30 January 2020
The female image of The Chase is one of a tramp, a moving body with no interest whatsoever. It is interesting to notice how well a society would be totally devoid of dvd. The slightest hint of feminine power would be succumbed in a male world of Hitchcock's and italians tied to the oast, never known on the doorstep of their orphanage. Today of these societies have abandoned not to starve to death sigh social stimulation and love to run in the way of the future intact in coffins: the baddies are really great here and for the rest what we can say is what we see for more.
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1/10
Unappealing Puke Centerfold
30 January 2020
Unfortunately, this movie is not interesting at all. I like a good experimental film, with or without story, but Visa de Censure NoX had nothing to say and is plainly too ugly to look at in case you would choose to view it regardless, without considering for even the slightest storyline if this would be your thing. I put some porn next to it to compensate, but the trippy images made it hard for me to concentrate. If anything, Visa de Censure NoX gave me a terrible headache and I wouldn't want to see it again. It's just not interesting, no matter what way you look at it.
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Demons (I) (2017)
2/10
Does not grip your Attention at All
30 January 2020
Nothing happens. It's nasty and boring. Not even the presence of some few naked dancing women around the cool could change this. It fails to grip my attention and because of this nothing remains behind of it but some empty words and promises of greatness yet all in vain. Booooooh!
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