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Jesus Muhammad Clue face Holmes
Jesus Christ and Muhammad on a stick, this was a boring episode. More a book than an episode, really. Like a real life version of Clue. It went very slow, all episode long, and the main victim is constantly looking like he's having an orgasm in his face. Terrible. Bad murder she wrote-episode, yet great material for the fans of Sherlock Holmes.
Boring on second visit
I've seen Pitfall too many times already to still appreciate it, but somehow I still do: the story is great, but it gets to be a bore on second view. Sad.
The Prophet PBUH in Genesis
Genesis was a bore. At least aftermath excited me enough to fall asleep; Genesis was so incredibly slowly that it was not worth my time; yet by Allah, those infidels are paving their way with this nonsense... The cats are meowing on the table. That's how I feel about it!!
The Awakening (1990)
Best be sent that's awesome mouth was exciting me credibly but this one the Awakening was really stupid and not good and I don't advise anybody to see it I have great hopes for Genesis and that's what I was seeing EX in sha Allah Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar
Aftermath delivers us something we've never seen before: sex with deceased people. Sure we have Cannibal Holocaust and consorts, but nothing comes as near as this movie to it's goal public... Great short film
Under the Shadow (2016)
Very spooky movie. Great Islamic presence there, the spirit is of course a representative of the injustice of the Muslim women in that culture. Majestic.
Odds Against Tomorrow (1959)
Magnificent Picture about the Dangers of Racism
Few movies are as good as odds against tomorrow: it's the sort of film you can see, see and see again but always from a different angle and you'll keep on liking it even more. I saw it for the first time when I was 20 and I hated it; I saw it now again almost fifteen years later and I absolutely adored it. Go and saw this movie while you can before you die for your spirit will regret it!!
The Prisoner: A. B. and C. (1967)
Precursor of The Matrix
As a concept this episode is more intruiging than it's performance and it's exactly for this reason that the third episode of the series is such a great one according to me. The whole dream manipulation matter asks for so many counterquestions such as, what if our reality really is a dream and nothing of it is real; then what about our sleep here?? Do we dream we are sleeping but do we factually wake up??? And what about death!? Who is God???!! All of this and much more in this great episode of The Prisoner which really resembles The Matrix in more than one way. Bravo!
Rock Hudson's Home Movies (1992)
Muslims against Homosexuality
The whole documentary is being present in such a stupid way that it's really not interested did stupids the representation is stupid the other thing sucks everything is bad about the movie and that is the thing which is bringing the movie down which is very sad because of course we are really interested in the private life of Rock Hudson and unfortunately this movie did not succeed and showing at the well. by the way as Muslims we don't like homosexuality and because of this we do not support the whole idea of the movie inshallah Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar!!!
Frozen II (2019)
Boring but Anticipating Group Copulation on the Screen
Few interesting moments. A lot of songs. Makes the whole a bit boring. Wondering all the time when they will do a threesome. Maybe a foursome could be if Disney would allow the moose to participate. That would be a great idea for Frozen 5, when they take off their clothes in 2028.
The Lineup (1958)
One of the Greatest Car Chases I've ever seen
Great choreography. Wonderful story. Bad special effects. Will see this movie many times more. A bit boring though.
Raw Deal (1948)
Muslims oppose the Original Raw Deal
It is impossible not to want to see the differences between this and the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie with is of course the better one if you really think about it at least bit Arnie and Ernie's great but that is not the way we hoped it to be normally the original should be better but unfortunately hear the original raw deal is a very boring cheerleader ass home goods choreography moments but still we don't agree with the fact that it's supposed to be bacterial it's supposed to be better but it really isn't you understand me and next to this it's just starting out to be a crime movie and it's not related great inshallah Allahu Akbar
Interestingly Superior to the Pilot of the Series
I remember seeing the pilot and feeling very disappointed, but all of that overthinking is gone now in this first real episode of the series, and I love it so much. Everything about this episode was great: music, colors, kitsh and cult. The acting a bit outnoded, true, but fascinating whereas the pilot wasn't that much to my taste.
So anyway... It's a bag, okay. Moving on a ship, okay. Nothing happens, okay? Boring nonsense, this; and yet, it is great to have at the back of my power point presentation at work, to mind indoctrinate my colleagues, so they don't notice the mistakes I'm making while I'm making them. Way to go!!!
Drive and Survive (1977)
History of Driving
Many car accident movies seen, the fact which makes this one stand out is the precise history sketch and background information on the facts of driving and that's exactly what makes Drive and Survive such a nice movie to watch, look at and keep on reviewing. More where that came from!
Eyes in the Night (1942)
Eyes in the Night unfortunately never lifts itself from the mess it truly is. The story gets lost in its dirty choreography, the acting looks like performed by amateur drunks on happy hour at the local pub and the total just fails to attract, including that awful background score; yes, I've seen all of this before in much better renditions. Next!!
Children of Darkness (1983)
Boring in the Second Half
There's something utterly desperating about seeing children being maltreated like that, but as long as the big hospitals steal all money from it's patients what's the use of complaining for real. Good sickening documentary. Screaming to the children has no positive effect!!!
The Thief (1952)
Short History of the Avant-Garde
Very few times a movie annoys me. I mean an old movie. I have respect for them in some sort of superior way, that is, them to me. In general watching an old movie is like having a foreign affairs: you have more chance to be lucky if you play once on all the jackpots, not just spoiling your money/talent on one machine/love/nationality/present year. It is thereby logic old movies in general have more quality than modern ones, that's like choosing between wisdom and srupidity. One of the sidetracks in the genre I like are the experimental movies from the 1960s-1970s, they always know how to refreshen the old standard and thereby how to increase upon movie values; however, this was exactly what I did not like about The Thief. Here we have an early precursor on experimental values with a special taate: the taste of avant-garde acquired by a single unsuspected viewing is simply not present, rather presents you with an overload of cynicism and cigarettes instead, best fathomable in bright yellow raincoats to avoid depression. The absence of volume works so much against the experience of this movie that it leaves you totally cold what would happen to its main character and thereby this movie is a flop.
House of Bamboo (1955)
Most possibly the most boring movie ever made. I mean that seriously. Everything about this classic film shows the complete lack of interest in the choreography, acing and subject matter... as is usually the case when Hollywood goes to Japan to make a movie over there. And seriously, I've waited most of my life for the right moment to watch this movie which I assumed was gonna be great: was I disappointed!! Yup yup, a great flop this nonsense from the year my mother was born, four years before my father came from an illicit affair between my grandmother and the archenemy of my grandpa (...). Total junk, this movie.
Baa Baa Land (2017)
Recently sold recently recently I saw this movie again and then this is just the way that it's value cannot get enough of all the sheep it's very excited and it remains one of my favorite movies ever and of course I've been in my mouth that I cannot speak like a sheep like mad but on the same thing it's true that it's very great thing and we cannot deny it anymore just like Dynasty we need to see what's going to happen in the next hour and the next hour in the next hour in the next time before you know it all those 8 hours are going black pastel my plate and then you have to agree that it's the wonderful thing of nature to sit in your screen and watching the seat while and it moves and she goes home and then of course it is wonderful to see them fooled diamond all over the place and because of this we cannot do anything else but you agree that the only one who could learn the greatest things of these people need the great room was still alive and fortunately mashallah he's no longer valid and he's a bad enough you connected to do my friend and of course because of this we are connected to each other in shoreline Allah Akbar and all these things of course when we see those sheep you can bond to what is the ship doing what does if she think there is a ship going and all these kind of things of course all the sheep walking around and thinking I have these aggravating what else can we say about this movie it is a good movie and because of this the soundtrack is wonderful reader countdown and because of all of this there's nothing else we can do or say but to all my mouth really hurts you know
Muslims against Dumbo
Definitely a me see all of these things coming back and wondering about and those things are girls so before been the Disney classic the time we are very disappointed in the whole matter of course because it's not the way we really wanted it to see and because of this we are disappointed in the whole thing and of course because of the Illuminati trying to make our children become stupid by seeing things are not watching cartoons anymore and all these things taken in the end the whole animation industry over in the way and that is not good in all these things and of course that is a sad thing about this movie that it's really not that good an after-hours party starts to get boring because of all the Illuminati elements and that is very sad and that's the way it is inshallah Allahu Akbar
Le silence, d'abord (2003)
Poor Father? Or evil genius!!!
On whose side are you, really?? This movie forces you to choose. Do you support the father violating the privacy of his little girl, or do you support the consequences of this action for the future of this vamp to be?? I always disliked women who don't like sex, and this movie clearly explained why.
The Aeronauts (2019)
Bunch of Lies mainly Spoon-fed for Homosexual Democrats
The moment you start to lie to me that's the moment and the time and the being and the place and everything that I'll really start not being interested in you anymore I want to truth in the full truth especially when I see a movie which I've learned throughout my lifetime mostly movies as well as allies of course that's what I mean and I don't like my sort of like movies especially the historical ones especially than the ones that lie most historical pictures last somehow or another and here with different characters and different genders and all these things definitely a sad thing about it because then people don't know anything about this so they think that they accepted the movie story as being it for real but then you discovered at least we know it's true or not we are not the way it happened and then you get disappointed because of this the movie is a failure in my eyes identi specially since posed to be most of the time the actress we're spending images in front of the cameras at the green screen or a blue screen or whatever in the whole thing as a blue screen I suppose not a green screen and a blue screen used to be special at the moment I came a dream screen everything went down of quality and story and everything of the movies when done cuz of these the movie really is not that interesting but somewhere a bit intriguing yes I must agree but I think a book about the subject with two more Justice to the truth furnace Ensure
Double Feelings here
Judy is a kind of movie that is nice to see but terrible to listen toher singing you get a terrible headache because she doesn't sing well of course it is a bold move to do the singing by herself he has in sha Allah but it's a bad idea to get it all together in the final product and then of course you start to wear your why am I watching this movie and if you want to watch a movie to watch it for the sentimental value of the old movie industry and definitely that's the way it is it's for the rest movie annoys more than Prince and the descent
Hangover Square (1945)
The Curse of Hangover Square
A man slightly becoming mad... or is he?? Marvelous performance by Laird Cregar who also died too soon IRL. I wonder, would I have enjoyed the book more if I had read it before seeing the movie?? I guess so, and it clearly shows again how Satan rules the movie industry in comparison with great literature. Co-star George Sanders found his own death pretty soon as well. So sad, for so much talent all going to waste.