Phil is sick and wants Claire to find his surgery bear. Jay and Gloria are having issues over explaining Joe about "the death" scenario whilst Cam is furious at Mitchell as he has a crush on someone.
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Jay tells Joe in the car that he will live to be at least 200 years old. A reference to the fact that this is the 200th episode. See more
I don't want to be buried. I'm donating my body to science.
Haven't you already?
I'm putting kettle bells in your coffin. - And make sure my cadaver goes to an Ivy League. I don't want some hungover freshman from Swarthmore getting his hands all over me.
Mm. It's not *so* bad.