As you have probably noticed, this is a nation full of increasingly unhappy women. But luckily, there is a technological solution to every human problem. See, once I perfect, market, and distribute this contraption,
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common housewives should be able to achieve a quick and efficient climax as part of her daily morning routine.
And then she can perform her important supportive household chores with a properly pleasant demeanor. Improving everyday American lives ...