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Juan: Do you like the Clippers?

Pete: I'm more of a Lakers fan.

[Pete throws the basketball at the net, it bounces off the ring and hits Juan in the face]

Juan: You hit me because I like the Clippers!

Pete: No, I think the Clippers are awesome. I think they were smart for trading Blake Griffin, their best player.

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Grandma Sandy: You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, after a while, you can't believe *anyone* could ever love you.

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Mrs. Fernandez: Things that matter are hard.

Pete: Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing.

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Karen: Lizzie comes with two younger siblings.

Pete: Three kids, too much.

[Karen and Sharon show the pictures of Juan and Lita to Pete and Ellie]

Pete: Oh, my God!

Ellie: God, they're adorable!

Pete: Why would you show us that? That's wrong.

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Stewart: Nothing hard about *kids* . Ah! As long as you spend some time with them, they're kool. Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.

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Karen: Your real kids are different. You can't erase them.

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Lizzy: PRETEND MOM!

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Ellie: Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers? We could've had a toddler who doesn't have opinions and thong underwear.

Pete: What?

Ellie: You pushed us into some next-level shit!

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Pete: We might have a little bit of knack for this.

Sharon: I beg to differ.

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