Instant Family (2018)
Juan: Do you like the Clippers?
Pete: I'm more of a Lakers fan.
[Pete throws the basketball at the net, it bounces off the ring and hits Juan in the face]
Juan: You hit me because I like the Clippers!
Pete: No, I think the Clippers are awesome. I think they were smart for trading Blake Griffin, their best player.
Grandma Sandy: You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, after a while, you can't believe *anyone* could ever love you.
Mrs. Fernandez: Things that matter are hard.
Pete: Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing.
Karen: Lizzie comes with two younger siblings.
Pete: Three kids, too much.
[Karen and Sharon show the pictures of Juan and Lita to Pete and Ellie]
Pete: Oh, my God!
Ellie: God, they're adorable!
Pete: Why would you show us that? That's wrong.
Stewart: Nothing hard about *kids* . Ah! As long as you spend some time with them, they're kool. Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.
Karen: Your real kids are different. You can't erase them.
Ellie: Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers? We could've had a toddler who doesn't have opinions and thong underwear.
Ellie: You pushed us into some next-level shit!