I told a girl at school that I liked her, and my parents found out. I came home that day; it was winter, and my dad was there with a suitcase. And he told me to get into the car, and, um... we drove in silence, and I just stared out the window looking at the icicles on the trees. And I was terrified to say anything, but finally I said, um... I said "Papi, what did I do?". And then he just looked at me with such contempt and said, um, "You shamed me." And then he pulled up to my aunt's house and...