"The Good Place" The Trolley Problem (TV Episode 2017) Poster

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D'Arcy Carden: Janet



  • Janet : [posing as therapist]  Tahani, what do you value about Jason?

    Tahani Al-Jamil : Well, he's thoughtful picks flowers and brings them to me. Often they're ones I've just planted, but... /.

    Jason Mendoza : That's how I know they fresh.

    Tahani Al-Jamil : He's the least self-aware person I've ever met. He has massive amounts of unearned confidence, and is utterly unaware of his own absurdity. Therefore, quite good at sex.

  • Michael : [after a rumble shakes his office]  What's happening? What's wrong?

    Janet : I am wrong. I can't stop glitching. I don't know why, and it's getting worse. I fear this neighborhood is in danger of total collapse. So, that's the main thing. How are you?

  • Tahani Al-Jamil : Janet?

    Janet : Hi, there.

    Tahani Al-Jamil : If I were to tell you something personal about myself, you couldn't tell anyone about it, right?

    Janet : Right.

    Tahani Al-Jamil : So, in a way, you're sort of like a therapist.

    Janet : Absolutely not. A therapist is a trained medical professional with the ability to absorb and process complex ideas about human emotion. I am simply a vessel containing all of the knowledge in the universe.

    Tahani Al-Jamil : Close enough. Jason and I are sleeping together.

    Janet : Okay.

  • Janet : Well, my job is to make your experience here in the afterlife more enjoyable, so I will try to help you. I am going to need some time to read every book ever written about human psychotherapy. And now I've done that, so let's begin.

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