Janet : [posing as therapist] Tahani, what do you value about Jason?
Tahani Al-Jamil : Well, he's thoughtful picks flowers and brings them to me. Often they're ones I've just planted, but... /.
Jason Mendoza : That's how I know they fresh.
Tahani Al-Jamil : He's the least self-aware person I've ever met. He has massive amounts of unearned confidence, and is utterly unaware of his own absurdity. Therefore, quite good at sex.
Tahani Al-Jamil : Janet?
Janet : Hi, there.
Tahani Al-Jamil : If I were to tell you something personal about myself, you couldn't tell anyone about it, right?
Janet : Right.
Tahani Al-Jamil : So, in a way, you're sort of like a therapist.
Janet : Absolutely not. A therapist is a trained medical professional with the ability to absorb and process complex ideas about human emotion. I am simply a vessel containing all of the knowledge in the universe.
Tahani Al-Jamil : Close enough. Jason and I are sleeping together.
Janet : Okay.
Janet : Well, my job is to make your experience here in the afterlife more enjoyable, so I will try to help you. I am going to need some time to read every book ever written about human psychotherapy. And now I've done that, so let's begin.