The Beach Bum (2019)
Moondog: One day I will swallow up the world, and when I do, I hope you all perish violently.
Moondog: [to a pair of cops, waiting outside his home ] It's about time you guys got here, I need help carrying my luggage!
Moondog: If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little "jerky-jerk" to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti toxins.
Judge: Excuse me?
Moondog: All due respect to my own personal fluid transition into my sobriety, I want to let you know the therapeutic value of a groin massage during the acute withdrawal phase is off the charts fucking medicinal!
Judge: It's not gonna happen!
Moondog: Give me a lucky lotto triple seven and a cigar, would you?
Cash Register Guy: Sure.
Moondog: You don't sell acid, do you?
Cash Register Guy: No...
Moondog: That's too bad, man. This place used to.
Lewis: You know what I like the most about being rich? You can just be horrible to people and they just have to take it.