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The Beach Bum (2019) Poster

(2019)

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Moondog: One day I will swallow up the world, and when I do, I hope you all perish violently.

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Moondog: [to a pair of cops, waiting outside his home ] It's about time you guys got here, I need help carrying my luggage!

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Moondog: If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little "jerky-jerk" to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti toxins.

Judge: Excuse me?

Moondog: All due respect to my own personal fluid transition into my sobriety, I want to let you know the therapeutic value of a groin massage during the acute withdrawal phase is off the charts fucking medicinal!

Judge: It's not gonna happen!

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Moondog: Give me a lucky lotto triple seven and a cigar, would you?

Cash Register Guy: Sure.

Moondog: You don't sell acid, do you?

Cash Register Guy: No...

Moondog: That's too bad, man. This place used to.

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Lingerie: I love it when a plan comes together.

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Lewis: You know what I like the most about being rich? You can just be horrible to people and they just have to take it.

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Moondog: I mean, fuck, we're here to have a good time. I just wanna have a good time, until this shit's over, man. This life's gig a fucking rodeo and I'm gonna suck the nectar and fucking rawdog it till the wheels come off.

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