The Beach Bum (2019)
Matthew McConaughey: Moondog
Moondog : One day I will swallow up the world, and when I do, I hope you all perish violently.
Moondog : [to a pair of cops, waiting outside his home ] It's about time you guys got here, I need help carrying my luggage!
Moondog : If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little "jerky-jerk" to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti toxins.
Judge : Excuse me?
Moondog : All due respect to my own personal fluid transition into my sobriety, I want to let you know the therapeutic value of a groin massage during the acute withdrawal phase is off the charts fucking medicinal!
Judge : It's not gonna happen!
Moondog : I mean, fuck, we're here to have a good time. I just wanna have a good time, until this shit's over, man. This life's gig a fucking rodeo and I'm gonna suck the nectar and fucking rawdog it till the wheels come off.