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I Hate Kids (2019)

PG-13 | | Adventure, Comedy | 18 January 2019 (USA)
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Nick, writer of "I Hate Kids", is getting married when 13 y.o. Mason claims to be his son. A psychic and DNA tests prove it. Mason was adopted and doesn't know his real mom. Nick and co. visit all his girlfriends/flings 14 years ago.

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John Asher

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Cast

Credited cast:
Tom Everett Scott ... Nick Pearson
Tituss Burgess ... The Amazing Fabular
Julian Feder ... Mason
Rachel Boston ... Sydney Bartlett
Rhea Seehorn ... Kelly
Julie Ann Emery ... Joanna
Beth Riesgraf ... Schyler
Arden Myrin ... Janice Bodicker
Bryan Batt ... Reverend McGooley
Joyce Bulifant ... Betty Bartlett
Ray Abruzzo ... Walter
Andrew Bowen ... Richard
Michael McHale ... Deejay
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Rico E. Anderson ... CHP Officer Evans
Nathan Arenas ... Frank
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Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn, Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results. Written by Todd Traina

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3 Words Made Him Famous. 3 Words Will Change His Life.

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Adventure | Comedy

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Rated PG-13 for some suggestive material and language | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

18 January 2019 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

We Hate Kids See more »

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complete waste of time
2 August 2019 | by danni_r-74397See all my reviews

I watched "I hate kids" first, then watched a sports drama after... I've had more laughs watching the drama. Plus it's all bad with this movie: story, acting etc.


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