During the comedy segment, Johnny reads a letter from a rental car executive who has mistaken him for the President of NBC. He then describes the changes he would make if he were president. Noting the prevalence of sports highlights and bloopers on local newscasts, as opposed to actual event results, he then shows spoof clips of sports happenings that he claims were shown on the local news. Maggie Gill, the oldest contestant in a cow-calling contest in Texas, talks about her small town of Miami, Texas and about raising cows. She was in the grandmothers category in the contest. She demonstrates her call, and also thanks Johnny for providing her previous night's meal; she had a hamburger. After she does her call, the audience moos in response. Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold come out together. They talk about being featured in tabloids and then tell how they met working comedy clubs. She tells how he helps to add some structure to her family and pushes her kids to attend school; she ...
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