"The Good Place" Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis (TV Episode 2016) Poster

Jameela Jamil: Tahani Al-Jamil



  • Janet : Hi, there! We have a category 55 emergency doomsday crisis.

    Michael : [worried]  A category 55 emergency doomsday crisis?

    Janet : Mm-hmm.

    Tahani Al-Jamil : Sorry, what is a category 55 emergency doomsday crisis?

    Michael : It's nothing. It's a tiny little inconvenience. Tahani, dear, could you show us to a private room where no one can see or hear us, even if I yell very loudly out of fear?

  • Eunice : I was so sorry to hear of your parents' passing. Please bear with me as I share their last will and testament. "To Kamilah, we have left £68 million, the home in Kensington, the yacht, and other assorted weekend boats."

    Tahani Al-Jamil : Well, what did they leave their second favorite child?

    Eunice : There's still quite a lot of, um, money and property that goes to you. There is one issue, however. They have, um, spelled your name incorrectly in the will.

    Tahani Al-Jamil : You've got to be kidding me.

    Eunice : It says "We bequeath the rest of our estate to Tahini." Like the sauce.

    Tahani Al-Jamil : You know what? I don't want the money. My sister can have it all. My whole life, I have lived in your shadow, but now I'm going to step out of it. I am going to achieve heights of success and sophistication that you can only dream of.

    Kamilah Al-Jamil : Your cardigan's on inside out.

    Tahani Al-Jamil : I know! It's a new trend that I'm starting. Just one example of how I'm going to step out of your shadow.

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