Witless (2016–2018)
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Episode #1.2 

The girls need to retrieve Leanne's bag from Patrick's house, but in doing so uncover a closely-guarded secret about him. A secret in the police force means the girls are not as protected as they thought.


Andrew Chaplin


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Episode credited cast:
Kerry Howard ... Leanne
Zoe Boyle ... Rhona
Adie Allen ... Mrs. Forrest
Samuel Anderson ... Patrick
Nicholas Cass Nicholas Cass ... PC Pickering
Tom Cawte Tom Cawte ... Appraisal
Nicholas Fruin ... DJ Sound as F***
John Hodgkinson John Hodgkinson ... Sergeant Forrest
James Hornsby ... Rural Policeman
Samuel Oatley ... Ian
Max Olesker Max Olesker ... Housemate
Nick Preston Nick Preston ... Benny
John Inverdale ... Himself
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
James De'Val ... Junior Officer (as James Littlewood)
David Goodson David Goodson ... Russell Grant (as Dave Goodson)


Leanne realizes that she left her handbag - containing a loyalty card bearing her real name - at a party given by a man called Patrick, seen in a photograph with the killer. Going to retrieve it she learns that he restores antique Teddy bears and, much to Rhona's annoyance, they end up in the cask. Meanwhile it is revealed to the audience how foolish police sergeant Forrest was tricked by the criminals using a false name on a sex chat line into giving up the girls' identities. Written by don @ minifie-1

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Comedy | Thriller



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29 April 2016 (UK) See more »

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Witless 1.2
27 October 2019 | by Prismark10See all my reviews

The girls are more in danger than they thought and not because of their own incompetency.

We see the build up of one of the police sergeants being manipulated over time by an internet romance. Once he is caught with his truncheon in hand the gangsters blackmail him. The sergeant met Leanne and Rhona at the police station.

The girls need to retrieve Leanne's bag from Patrick's house, but in doing so uncover a closely-guarded secret about him, he restores vintage teddy bears. Leanne seems to have fallen for him.

The series features knowing pop ups from John Inverdale and his video tutorials for those going on witness protection.

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