There was this really good sort of film thing called 12 Years A Slave. I wasn't sure I'd understand it because I haven't seen One Years A Slave, or Two Years A Slave or any of the others, but it turns out that didn't matter because I didn't understand it anyway. The main bloke in it was a violinist, right. And he was really good at violinism. Like Nigel Kennedy. But unlike Nigel Kennedy, he ran off to join the circus and accidentally joined a farm instead. Not just any farm but like the ...