Jessica Jones: Humanity sucks and they don't deserve saving.
Trish Walker: [Chuckles] Okay, so, if you could save a class of first-graders or kill Kilgrave, you'd kill him?
Jessica Jones: Screw 'em.
Trish Walker: Puppies?
Jessica Jones: Yeah, puppies never did anything for me.
Trish Walker: All right, what about nuns?
Jessica Jones: [Scoffs] They still make those?
Trish Walker: What if he took someone you love? Would you let 'em die?
Jessica Jones: [sighs] Lucky me, I don't have too many of those.
Malcolm Ducasse: Jesus, what is it with people?
Robyn: At best, they're assholes. At worst, they're... zombie assassins.
Malcolm Ducasse: So what, it's just every man for himself, then, huh? Everything I learned in church, all the praying that my mom did for the sick and the dying, all the... all the community projects my dad worked on, basically, everything that they taught me... it was all bullshit? They're idiots and I'm just the only asshole in the world who didn't know?
Robyn: Yeah, you got duped, mop top.
Young Trish: It's not fair. I don't even know her. We just go to the same school. I don't want to do this.
Dorothy Walker: And I don't want to cover up for a stupid starlet who set a nightclub on fire.
Young Trish: It was a tablecloth. I don't know how it started.
Dorothy Walker: Because you were passed out!
Jessica Jones: Hey. I'm here from the Medical Examiner's office.There's an older male subject that I need to... examine.
Maury Tuttlebaum: Your name? I have a list.
Jessica Jones: Uh, Katya Bell-Hortense.
[Peaks at the staff list on the table]
Jessica Jones: Uh, Kelly Huang. I replaced Kelly Huang. Right there. New hire.
Maury Tuttlebaum: I've had no calls authorizing an after-hours visit.
Jessica Jones: [Scoffs] Are you saying I made up Kelly Huang? Kelly Huang was a really great woman, and she died. It was tragic.
Trish Walker: After 24 hours with no sleep, your short-term memory goes to hell.
Jessica Jones: I was unconscious last night, so that counts.
Trish Walker: Still looking out for me, huh?
Jessica Jones: I can protect the one or two people I care about.
Trish Walker: "Two"? Someone I don't know about?
Trish Walker: I'm firing my doorman.
Will Simpson: Yeah, you should. He sleeps on the job.
Trish Walker: So, you just let yourself up?
Will Simpson: I was hoping maybe we could talk. You know, you said I could come by later, so...
Trish Walker: Uh, later, not eight hours later.
Will Simpson: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, so... that's why I didn't knock.
Will Simpson: Hey, Jess. You all right?
Jessica Jones: Well, what doesn't kill us makes us stranger.