Zeke Tilson : The mail plane is out there right now and nobody's watching it. We take it, we fly it to Ibiza. We use the money from the boner-guy statue to buy ourselves a house and we live there forever.
Glenn Taylor : There's not enough gas in the mail plane to get to Ibiza.
Zeke Tilson : Fine! We take it to Zanzibar. We can fucking make it to Zanzibar!
Glenn Taylor : Nothing in Zanzibar.
Zeke Tilson : There are women in Zanzibar.
Glenn Taylor : Women?
Zeke Tilson : We sex the women. We make the babies. We start a tribe.
Glenn Taylor : What about the mail?
Zeke Tilson : What about the mail?
Glenn Taylor : We can't steal the mail. That's a federal offense.
Zeke Tilson : You're right. We leave the mail, we steal the plane.
Glenn Taylor : That's good! Nobody goes to jail!
Zeke Tilson : Okay.
Glenn Taylor : What about Carl?
Zeke Tilson : What about Carl?
Glenn Taylor : Carl's got the keys to the mail plane.
Zeke Tilson : We cut Carl in. Carl comes too.
Glenn Taylor : No women for Carl.
Zeke Tilson : No women for Carl. Where'd you find another bottle of curaçao?
Glenn Taylor : I didn't. We've been drinking mouthwash for the past half-hour.