The fast-moving end credits are the actual credits of the short. Slowed down, they reveal that each of the 67 actors that appear play characters with actual names. Only eight of the names are not variations on "Cook" and some of those are related synonyms, like "Bake," "Broil," and "Simmer."
Most of the names displayed in the short are for the the real names of the actors. The obvious exception is "Lars von Trier as Pie," but the others are seen in the animated segment and when only body parts are shown. These other names are the real names of various crew members involved with the short, e.g. Aimee Holmberg and Paul Painter.