Eddie Redmayne: Newt
Jacob Kowalski : Did... Did you say school? Is there a school? A wizardry school here in, uh, America?
Queenie : Of course. Ilvermorny. It's only *the* best wizard school in the whole world.
Newt Scamander : I think you'll find the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts.
Queenie : [Incredulous and semi-insulted] *Hogwash*.
Percival Graves : You're an interesting man, Mr. Scamander.
Porpentina Goldstein : Mr. Graves...
Percival Graves : [silences her with a finger] You were thrown out of Hogwarts for endangering human life...
Newt Scamander : That was an accident.
Percival Graves : ...with a beast. Yet one of your teachers argued strongly against your expulsion. Now... what makes Albus Dumbledore... so fond of you?
Newt Scamander : Merlin's beard!
Newt Scamander : Pickett? Come on, give me a smile. Pickett, give me a...
[Pickett blows a respberry]
Porpentina Goldstein : Mr. Scamander, do you know anything about the wizarding community in America?
Newt Scamander : I do know a few things, actually. I know you have rather backwards laws about relations with Non-Magic people. That you're not meant to befriend them. That you can't marry them, which seems mildly absurd to me.
Newt Scamander : [as a lion appears in the street] You know, New York is *considerably* more interesting that I'd expected.
Newt Scamander : [to Jacob and Queenie] You two, head that way. And try very hard not to be predictable.
Jacob Kowalski : [about to lose his memory] Hey. This is for the best. Yeah. I-I was... I was never even supposed to be here. I was never supposed to know... a-any of this. Everybody knows Newt only kept me around because... Hey, Newt, why did you keep me around?
Newt Scamander : Because I like you. Because you're my friend. And I'll never forget how you helped me, Jacob.
Porpentina Goldstein : And you were just in Equatorial Guinea?
Newt Scamander : And I've just completed a year in the fields. I'm writing a book about magical creatures.
Porpentina Goldstein : Like an extermination guide?
Newt Scamander : No. A guide to help people understand why we should be protecting these creatures instead of killing them.
Customs Official : First trip to New York?
Newt Scamander : Yes.
Customs Official : Anything edible in there?
Newt Scamander : No.
Customs Official : Livestock?
[a creature in his suitcase opens one of its latches]
Newt Scamander : Must get that fixed. Um... No.
Customs Official : Let me take a look.
[Newt moves a latch on his suitcase that switches it to "Muggle Worthy"]
Customs Official : [Customs Official opens up Newt's suitcase and we see it contains his clothes]
Customs Official : Welcome to New York.
Newt Scamander : You can tell me to mind my business, but I saw something in that death potion back there. I saw you hugging that Second Salem boy.
Porpentina Goldstein : His name's Credence. His mother beats him. She beats all those kids she's adopted, but she seems to hate him the most.
Newt Scamander : And she was the No-Maj you attacked?
Porpentina Goldstein : That's how I lost my job. I went for her in front of a meeting of her crazy followers. They all had to be Obliviated. It was a big scandal.
Percival Graves : So setting a pack of dangerous creatures loose here was just another accident, is that right?
Newt Scamander : Why would I do it deliberately?
Percival Graves : To expose wizardkind. To provoke war between the magical and non-magical worlds.
Newt Scamander : [scoffs] Mass slaughter for the greater good, you mean?
Percival Graves : Yes, quite.
Newt Scamander : I'm not one of Grindelwald's fanatics, Mr Graves.
Porpentina Goldstein : Graves always insisted the disturbances were caused by a beast. We need to catch all your creatures so he can't keep using them as a scapegoat.
Newt Scamander : There's only one still missing. Dougal, my Demiguise.
Porpentina Goldstein : [amused] Dougal?
Newt Scamander : Slight problem is that, um, he's invisible.
Porpentina Goldstein : Invisible?
Newt Scamander : Yes. Most of the time. He does, um...
Porpentina Goldstein : How do you catch something...
Newt Scamander : With immense difficulty.
Newt Scamander : [pointing his wand at Graves] Revelio.
Newt Scamander : This, the locals call Swooping Evil.
Newt Scamander : [putting his Niffler back in his suitcase] For the last time, you pilfering pest, paws off what doesn't belong to you.
Porpentina Goldstein : [about Kowalski] He's hurt! He looks ill.
Newt Scamander : He'll be fine. Murtlap bites aren't serious.
[Jacob groans and doesn't look well]
Newt Scamander : [getting concerned] Yeah, I admit that is a slightly more severe reaction than I've seen. But if it was really serious, he'd have...
Porpentina Goldstein : What?
Newt Scamander : Well, the first symptom would be flames out of his anus.
Jacob Kowalski : Can someone please tell me what this Obscurial... Obscurius thing is? Please?
Porpentina Goldstein : There hasn't been one for centuries.
Newt Scamander : I met one in Sudan three months ago. There used to be more of them, but they still exist. Before wizards went underground when we were still being hunted by Muggles, young wizards and witches sometimes tried to suppress their magic to avoid persecution. Instead of learning to harness or control their powers, they developed what was called an Obscurus.
Porpentina Goldstein : It's an unstable, uncontrollable dark force that busts out and attacks. And then vanishes. Obscurials can't survive long, can they?
Newt Scamander : There's no documented case of any Obscurial surviving past the age of ten. The one I met in Africa was eight when she... she was eight when she died.
Jacob Kowalski : [incredulous] What are you telling me here? That Senator Shaw was killed by a... by a kid?
Porpentina Goldstein : What are you doing in New York, anyway?
Newt Scamander : I came to buy a birthday present.
Porpentina Goldstein : Couldn't you have done that in London?
Newt Scamander : No, there's only one breeder of Appaloosa Puffskeins in the world, and he lives in New York, so, no.
Porpentina Goldstein : [to a guard outside MACUSA] I got a Section 3-A.
Porpentina Goldstein : Hey. By the way, we don't allow the breeding of magical creatures in New York. We closed that guy down a year ago.
Jacob Kowalski : What the hell was that?
Newt Scamander : Nothing that need concern you. Now, unfortunately, you have seen far too much. So if you wouldn't mind, if you just stand there, this will be over in a jiffy.
Jacob Kowalski : Mm-hmm. Sure. Yeah. Okay.
[he whoops Newt with his suitcase and flees]
Jacob Kowalski : Sorry.
Newt Scamander : [holding his head in pain] Bugger.
Porpentina Goldstein : Who are you?
Newt Scamander : I'm sorry?
Porpentina Goldstein : Who are you?
Newt Scamander : Newt Scamander. And you are?
Porpentina Goldstein : What's that thing in your case?
Newt Scamander : That's my Niffler. Say, you've got something on your...
[she recoils as he indicates her face]
Porpentina Goldstein : Why in the name of Deliverance Dane did you let that thing loose?
Newt Scamander : I didn't mean to. He's encorigible. You see, anything shiny, he's all over...
Porpentina Goldstein : You didn't mean to.
Newt Scamander : No.
Porpentina Goldstein : You could not have chosen a worse time to let that creature loose. We're in the middle of a situation here.
Percival Graves : [after Credence and his Obscurus has been seemingly killed by President Picquery and other Aurors] Credence. You fools. Do you realize what you've done?
Seraphina Picquery : The Obscurial was killed on my orders, Mr. Graves.
Percival Graves : Yes. And history will surely note that, Madam President. What was done here tonight was not right.
Seraphina Picquery : He was responsible for the death of a No-Maj. He risked the exposure of our community. He has broken one of our most sacred laws...
Percival Graves : A law that has us scuttling like rats in the gutter. A law that demands that we conceal our true nature. A law that directs those under its dominion to cower in fear, lest we risk discovery. I ask you, Madam President. I ask all of you... who does this law protect? Us?
[gesturing above to represent the No-Majs]
Percival Graves : Or them? I refuse to bow down any longer.
[attempts to leave]
Seraphina Picquery : Aurors, I'd like you to relieve Mr. Graves of his wand, and escort him back...
[a shield goes up in front of Graves, making him unable to leave]
Seraphina Picquery : [Graves uses his magic to disable the shield and block and cast spells at Aurors; though outnumbered, he takes them out one by one]
[Newt sends out his Swooping Evil, which manages to subdue Graves and hold him hostage]
Porpentina Goldstein : Accio!
[Graves's wand comes to her]
Newt Scamander : [points his wand at Graves] Revelio.
[slowly, Graves's face transforms into Gellert Grindelwald's, proving he is actually Grindelwald in disguise]
Grindelwald : [as Picquery approaches him] Do you think you can hold me?
Seraphina Picquery : We'll do our best, Mr. Grindelwald.
Grindelwald : [as he's being escorted out by Aurors; to Newt] Will we die, just a little?