[Regina is surprised to hear that Mr. Gold is Henry's grandfather]
Mr. Gold: Trust me, dearie, it was as much a shock to me as it is to you.
Regina Mills: No. You must have known. When I adopted him, it was you who procured him for me. You expect me to believe that that was a coincidence?
Mr. Gold: No, not coincidence. Fate. Apparently, fate has a sense of humor.
Lacey: [after seeing Mr. Gold beat up a man] You are... you are not who I thought you were. And I'm glad. You really are as dark as people say.
Mr. Gold: Darker, dearie. Much darker.
Neal Cassady: [of August] You know, I gotta say, he's actually a lot cooler as a kid. Steals less of my money.
[Mr. Gold tries to find a way to bring back Belle's memories]
Regina Mills: Finding a way isn't the problem, dear. We both know what is.
Mr. Gold: Yeah, true love's kiss.
Regina Mills: And I don't think our new resident feels the same way about you as you do her.
Mr. Gold: Then I'll make her!
Regina Mills: Well, there's the charm that should easily woo a lovely young lady. She'll most certainly fall in love with you at first sight. Oh, wait, that didn't happen, did it?
Mr. Gold: She will, or I promise you, there will be suffering.
Regina Mills: Finally something we both can agree on.
Robin Hood: [aiming at Rumplestiltskin] An arrow fired from this bow always finds its target. Don't you just love magic?
[as he shoots the arrow, Rumplestiltskin disappears and reappears right next to Robin, yet still gets hit by the arrow]
Robin Hood: I know I do.
[Rumplestiltskin keeps torturing Robin Hood]
Belle: All this because he tried to steal a magic wand?
Rumplestiltskin: No, because he tried to steal from *me*, the Dark One. You try that, you get skinned alive. Everyone knows that.
Belle: Actually - no, they don't.
Rumplestiltskin: Well, they will after they discover the body.
Belle: [after seeing Rumplestiltskin's softer side] You're not who I thought you were. And I'm glad.
[Emma is being shown the magic bean plantation]
David Nolan: We kept it a secret to protect the crop. Mother Superior, she cloaked the area. That way, Anton can do what he does best.
Anton: Actually, you haven't seen me play darts, but, uh... yeah, I do this pretty good.
Regina Mills: The real question is what's your son doing with mine?
Mr. Gold: Oh that... That's right, you didn't get the birth announcement, did you? That's Henry's father.
Regina Mills: What?
Mr. Gold: Do I have to spell it out for you? Miss Swan and my son-...
Regina Mills: *You're* Henry's grandfather?
Mr. Gold: Guess that makes us family. He's got my eyes, don't you think?
Regina Mills: So, you're playing the part of the loving grandpa now? They won't accept you, no matter what you do. Not your son, not any of them.
Mr. Gold: We'll see.
Regina Mills: I've already seen, Gold. I've seen your dark heart and it always wins out. You always choose darkness.
Mr. Gold: You think you know me, dearie. But you don't.
Regina Mills: I know you well enough. If your own son couldn't bring out the good in you, who will?
Granny Lucas: Ten bowls of chili. No beans. You and the dwarves got something against beans?
David Nolan: Oh, let's just say we've had our fill over the past couple weeks.
Mr. Gold: Regina. She, uh, helped jog Belle's memory.
David Nolan: That's good, then.
Mr. Gold: No, no. Wrong memories. She now thinks she's a scantily clad barfly named Lacey. She has a false life, as you did under the curse with Kathryn, only hers apparently involves a lot more alcohol.
Belle: You know, I am not going to stand by and watch you kill a man.
Rumplestiltskin: Well, you're welcome to sit if you like.
[Mr. Gold has managed to ask Lacey out on a date]
David Nolan: Not bad, Don Juan.
Mr. Gold: Don Juan was nothing before he made his deal with me.