Homer Simpson: Well, guess what, cool people! Parents are supposed to be lame. That's so their kids have something to rebel against and be cool long enough to get married and have kids for whom they are lame. It's nature's way.
Homer Simpson: You're from Portland? I've heard about people coming from there.
Homer Simpson: [Thinking] No, I didn't.
Homer Simpson: Can I man-hug you?
Homer Simpson: [flails his arms] I don't know how!
Bart Simpson: Where's your TV?
T-Rex: Tee-vee? We don't own a tee-vee.
Lisa Simpson: I didn't know that was an option!
Bart Simpson: I think we're done here. Lisa, go nuts.
Marge Simpson: [Picks up copy of The Onion] "Scientists Prove That Cat Heaven Is Real But People Heaven Is Not"? That's so sad.
Emily: No, Marge. It's not a real headline. It's satire.
Marge Simpson: Oh, satire. And these fake movie reviews are so mean, they're hilarious!
Emily: No, those are real reviews.
Marge Simpson: Great newspaper.