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Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves (2015)

Not Rated | | Action, Comedy, Horror | 31 October 2015 (USA)
In yet another masterpiece by St. James St. James, this film explores the true story that government didn't want you to know about how Helen Keller really lost her eyesight and hearing: Nightwolves.

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Ross Patterson

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Jessie Wiseman Jessie Wiseman ... Young Helen Keller
Lin Shaye ... Helen Keller
Barry Bostwick ... Jonathan
Alanna Ubach ... Anne Sullivan
Jesse Merlin ... William Keller
Ross Patterson ... St. James St. James
Jim O'Heir ... Vance
Richard Riehle ... Sheriff Ryan
Christine Lakin ... Zelda
Edi Patterson ... Peters
Robert R. Shafer ... Arthur
Brendan McCarthy ... Matthew
Lindsay Lamb ... Chloe
Jean St. James ... Helen Keller's Mom
David Quane David Quane ... Mel
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In yet another masterpiece by St. James St. James, this film explores the true story that government didn't want you to know about how Helen Keller really lost her eyesight and hearing: Nightwolves.

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She's A Natural Born Keller.

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Action | Comedy | Horror

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Not Rated
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

31 October 2015 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Хелен Келлер против ночных волков See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Street Justice Films See more »
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Color
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Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves: Sorry, was that meant to be funny?
20 April 2019 | by PlatypuschowSee all my reviews

I'm quite partial to weird movies and over the years I've seen some truly bizarre stuff, but it still needs to entertain and this anus stuffed garbage fire simply doesn't.

It tells the story (And I use that term very very loosely) of Helen Keller regaling people with tales of how she became a famed wolf hunter and overcame losing her senses.

It's a comedy of the "Gonzo" variety and is as funny as a play written by three 4yr olds. Every joke made me cringe, it's not that it wasn't funny but that it was so unfunny it was painful to endure. This was one of those movies I struggled to make it through and made me curse my belief that you have to watch a movie all the way through to have a right to judge it.

Every single joke! So so bad, and after watching this and the easy bottom 10 Mummy Reborn (2019) I'm wondering what I did to deserve this travesty.

Starring the excellent Lin Shaye and a host of other notable stars I can only assume they owed someone a favor to be part of this calamity.

Just embarrassing.

The Good:

Decent opening

The Bad:

Outstandingly stupid

Cast are too good for this

WTF!?


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