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The Men Next Door (2012) Poster

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Jacob: You boys have fun. I'm going to, uh, eat this in my room, which is ten feet that way - behind those thin walls, in case anybody needs me.

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Derek: So, do YOU have a daddy complex or does Colton?

Doug: How do you know about daddy complexes?

Derek: I'm a therapist. I deal with a lot of strippers.

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Philip: Hey. Sorry about your birthday thing the other night. Here.

Doug: What does it mean that every person I know got me wine for my birthday?

Philip: You're an alcoholic?

Doug: I'm not an alcoholic.

Philip: Do you drink at home alone?

Doug: Yeah, sometimes.

Philip: Classic signs of an alcoholic.

Doug: Oh, but wait, I live alone, so of course I drink alone.

Philip: First step is the hardest.

Doug: Apparently the only steps I need are the ones leadin' right to the local liquor store.

Philip: Them's the spirits!

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Doug: I am not anal-retentive.

Evelyn: Mm.

Doug: I'm organized.

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Evelyn: You can't have a predicament without a big dick in the middle.

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