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"Mike & Molly" The Rehearsal (TV Episode 2012) Poster

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(2012)

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Francine: [rings his ex wife's doorbell] Who the hell is it?

Vince: Look through the peephole, you bug eyed bitch!

Francine: [opens door and it's an elderly woman] Brought your goons, huh Muranto?

Mike Biggs: How old is she?

Vince: I told you, it was May-December. I'm the May.

Officer Carl McMillan: Yeah, but she's not December, she's the following July!

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Vince: Listen, it was a long time ago and I got swept up in the whole May-December romance. Who knew she'd turn into such a vindictive ball breaker?

Mike Biggs: What happened the last time you tried to get her to sign the papers?

Vince: She kicked me in the nuts. What part of ball breaker don't you understand?

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Mike Biggs: Look, I'm sorry things went wrong between you two, but maybe you should sign the papers so you can get on with the rest of your life.

Vince: What's left of it.

Mike Biggs: Vince!

[to Francine]

Mike Biggs: What do you say?

Francine: Same thing I've been saying for the last fifteen years. I'm not signing anything 'til he pays me the ten grand he owes me.

Mike Biggs: You owe her ten grand?

Vince: I borrowed two and she's been doubling the bit annually for fifteen years, which is a nice way to treat your husband.

Francine: You took my youth!

Vince: I never saw your youth! The man who took your youth was wearing a powdered wig!

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Vince: [referring to his wife] Hey, fifteen years ago she was a very doable sixty.

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Molly Flynn: The night before my wedding I thought I got to be the crazy one. I didn't even make the top ten today.

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