Frozen (2013) Poster

(I) (2013)

Jonathan Groff: Kristoff



  • Kristoff : Your hair it's turning white.

    Anna : Does it look bad?


    Kristoff : No.

    Olaf : You hesitated.

  • [after listening to Olaf sing about his dreams of summer] 

    Kristoff : I'm gonna tell him.

    Anna : Don't you dare!

  • Anna : Are you all right?

    Kristoff : Yeah. I have a thick skull.

    Olaf : I don't have a skull. Or bones.

  • Anna : Olaf, did Elsa build you?

    Olaf : Yeah. Why?

    Anna : Do you know where she is?

    Kristoff : [examining Olaf's arm]  Fascinating.

    Olaf : Yeah. Why?

    Anna : Do you think you could show us the way?

    Olaf : Yeah. Why?

    Kristoff : [still examining Olaf's arm]  How does this work?

    [gets slapped by Olaf's arm] 

    Kristoff : Ow!

    Olaf : [talking to Kristoff while putting his arm back on]  Stop it Sven. Try and focus here.

    [back to Anna] 

    Olaf : Yeah. Why?

    Kristoff : I'll tell you why, we need Elsa to bring back summer.

    Olaf : Summer?

    Anna : Mmm-hmm.

    Olaf : Oh, I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot.

    Kristoff : Really? I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat.

    Olaf : Nope!

  • [after arriving at Elsa's ice palace] 

    Kristoff : Whoa. Now that's ice. I might cry.

    Anna : Go ahead. I won't judge.

  • Kristoff : Hey guys!

    Anna : They're rocks.

    Kristoff : [off in the distance]  You are a sight for sore eyes.

    Olaf : [whispering]  He's crazy!

    Kristoff : Hey, whoa, I don't even recognize you. You've lost so much weight.

    Olaf : [whispering to Anna]  I'll distract them while you run.

    [loud, slow voice] 

    Olaf : Hi, Sven's family! It's nice to meet you!


    Olaf : Because I love you, Anna, I insist you run.

    [loud, slow voice] 

    Olaf : I understand you're love experts. Ooh!


    Olaf : Why aren't you running?

  • Anna : [after explaining the features of the new sled]  Do you like it?

    Kristoff : Like it? I love it!

    [spins her around] 

    Kristoff : I could kiss you!

    [puts her down] 

    Kristoff : I could. I mean, I'd like to. I. May I? We me? I mean, may we? Wait, what?

    Anna : [kisses him on the cheek]  We may.

    [Kristoff kisses Anna] 

  • Kristoff : So, uh tell me. What made the Queen go all ice crazy?

    Anna : Oh well, it was all my fault. I got engaged, but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know that day. She said she wouldn't bless the marriage and...

    Kristoff : [Interrupts]  Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that day?

    Anna : Yeah. Anyway I got mad and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away and I grabbed her glove...

    Kristoff : [Interrupts]  Hang on, you mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you JUST MET THAT DAY?

    Anna : Yes, pay attention, but the thing is she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe she has a thing about dirt...

    Kristoff : [Interrupts]  Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?

    Anna : Yes, they did.

    [Moves further away from Kristoff] 

  • [Looking at the remnants of Kristoff's sled] 

    Anna : Whoa. I'll replace your sled, and everything in it. And I understand if you don't want to help me anymore.

    Kristoff : [to Sven]  Of course I don't want to help her anymore. In fact, this whole thing's ruined me for helping anyone ever again.

    [as Sven] 

    Kristoff : She'll die on her own.

    [Normal voice] 

    Kristoff : I can live with that.

    [as Sven] 

    Kristoff : But you won't get your new sled if she's dead.

    [Normal voice] 

    Kristoff : Sometimes I really don't like you.

    [to Anna] 

    Kristoff : Hold up! We're coming.

    Anna : You are? I mean, sure, I'll let you tag along.

  • Kristoff : You want to talk about a problem? I sell ice for a living.

    Anna : Ooh, that's a rough business to be in right now. That is really. Ahem. That's unfortunate.

  • [from film trailer] 

    Kristoff : Now we just have to survive this blizzard.

    Anna : That's no blizzard. That's my sister.

  • Olaf : I can't feel my legs!

    Kristoff : Those are my legs.

    Olaf : [as his lower body runs by]  Ooh, do me a favor and grab my butt.

    [Kristoff grabs Olaf's lower body and puts the rest of him on top] 

    Olaf : Ah, that feels better.

  • Kristoff : You almost set me on fire!

    Anna : But I didn't.

  • Anna : But I want to help!

    Kristoff : No! I don't trust your judgement!

    Anna : Excuse me?

    Kristoff : Who marries a man they just met?

    Anna : It's true love!

  • Anna : Kristopher!

    Kristoff : It's Kristoff!

  • Kristoff : Worry about your hair!

    Anna : What? I just fell off a cliff. You should see your hair.

  • [Kristoff watches as his sled falls off a cliff and burns in a fiery explosion] 

    Kristoff : Ahh, and I just paid it off!

  • Kristoff : [to Anna, who put her feet on his sled]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your feet down. This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn?

    [Spits on sled to clean it] 

  • [last lines] 

    Anna : I like the open gates.

    Elsa : We are never closing them again.

    [uses her magic to give Anna a pair of skates] 

    Anna : Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful, but you know I don't skate.

    Elsa : [pulling her]  Come on! You can do it!

    Kristoff : Look out. Reindeer coming through.

    Anna : I got it, I got it. I don't got it, I don't got it.

    Olaf : Hey, guys!

    Elsa : That's it, Olaf.

    Olaf : Glide and pivot. And glide and pivot.

    Elsa : Go!

    [laughs, pan out with triumphant instrumental reprise of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?"] 

  • Bulda : Take off your clothes. I'll wash them.

    Kristoff : No! No, I'm going to keep my clothes on.

  • Anna : [knocking on the doors of Elsa's ice palace]  It opened. That's a first. Oh, you should probably wait out here.

    Kristoff : What?

    Anna : Last time I introduced her to a guy, she froze everything.

  • Anna : But Hans is not a stranger.

    Kristoff : Oh yeah? What's his last name?

    Anna : Of the Southern aisles.

    Kristoff : What's his favourite food?

    Anna : Sandwiches.

    Kristoff : Best friends name?

    Anna : Probably John.

    Kristoff : Eye color?

    Anna : Dreamy.

    Kristoff : Foot size?

    Anna : Foot size doesn't matter.

    Kristoff : Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?

    Anna : Picks his nose?

    Kristoff : And eats it.

    Anna : Excuse me sir, he is a prince.

    Kristoff : All men do it.

    Anna : Ew.

  • Anna : [seeing a mountain in their way]  What now?

    Kristoff : Hmm. It's too steep. I've only got one rope and you don't know how to climb mountains.

    Anna : Says who?

    Kristoff : What are you doing?

    Anna : [having started to climb the mountain]  I'm going to see my sister!

    Kristoff : You're gonna kill yourself. I wouldn't put my foot there.

    Anna : [plants her foot and it slips]  You're distracting me.

    Kristoff : Or there. How do you know Elsa even wants to see you?

    Anna : All right, I'm just blocking you out because I gotta concentrate here.

    Kristoff : You know, most people who disappear into the mountains want to be alone.

    Anna : Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you.

    Kristoff : I'm not alone. I have friends, remember?

    Anna : [sarcastically]  You mean the love experts?

    Kristoff : Yes, the love experts.

    Anna : [struggling]  Please tell me I'm almost there.

    [She's shown to be just a few feet off the ground] 

    Anna : Does the air seem a bit thin to you up here?

  • Bulda : Let me see: bright eyes, working nose, strong teeth! Yes, yes! She'll do nicely for our Kristoff!

    Anna : Wait, um... no.

    Kristoff : You've got the wrong idea; no, that's not why I brought her here.

    Anna : Right, we're not - I mean, I'm not...

    Bulda : What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?

    Bulda : ["Fixer Upper" begins]  Is it the clumpy way he walks?

    Kristoff : What?

    Cliff : Or the grumpy way he talks?

    Girl Troll : Or the pear-shaped, square shaped weirdness of his feet?

    Kristoff : Hey!

    Troll : And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sort of smelly,

    Bulda : But you'll never meet a fella, who's as...

    Bulda , Cliff : [sung together]  Sensitive and sweet...

    Anna : [interrupting]  That's nice, but...

    Bulda , Cliff : So he's a bit of a fixer upper, so he's got a few flaws,

    Kristoff : [rolling on a rock troll]  Whoa, whoa, whoa!

    Troll : Like his peculiar brain, deer

    Singing Troll : His thing with the reindeer,

    Singing Troll , Troll : That's a little outside of nature's laws...

    Kristoff : This is not about me!

    Bulda , Singing Troll , Troll : So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but this we're certain of: / You can fix this fixer upper up, with a little bit of love!

    Kristoff : Can we please stop talking about this? We've got a real, actual problem here!

    Bulda : I'll say! So tell me, dear:

    Bulda : [song resumes]  Is it the way that he runs scared,

    Troll : Or that he's socially impaired,

    Girl Troll : Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?

    Anna : [interrupting]  I did not need to know that.

  • Cliff : [isnging "Fixer Upper"]  Are you holding back your fondness / Due to his unmanly blondness?

    Female troll chorus : Or the way that he covers up that he's the honest goods?

    Troll chorus : He's just a bit of a fixer upper, he's got a couple of bugs,

    Kristoff : No, I don't!

    Troll chorus : His isolation is confirmation / of his desperation for healing hugs / So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but we know what to do, /

    Anna : Aww...

    [the trolls toss lassos around Kristoff and Anna] 

    Troll chorus : The way to fix up this fixer upper / Is to fix him up with you

    Kristoff : [the trolls pull on the lassos; Anna and Kristoff spin off to the sides of the valley]  Whoa-ohh! Stop it, stop it, stop it! Enough! She is engaged to someone else, okay?

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