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Pete: He puts his dick in your mouth while you were asleep, bitch!

Assjuice: Uh-uh, I wasn't asleep.

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Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.

Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.

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Teddy Sanders: We're throwing a Robert De Niro party.

Pete: You call the cops, you violate the circle of trust, Focker.

Mac Radner: Who are you?

Garf: I'm Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.

Scoonie: [pause] Hoah!

Garf: Hooah!

Kelly Radner: That's actually Al Pacino.

Garf: The Path of the righteous man.

Mac Radner: That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech.

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Teddy Sanders: You make the store more approachable.

Mac Radner: Like, I'm more of an attainable goal?

Teddy Sanders: Yeah, you're like Relaxed Fit.

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Pete: Bros before hoes

Pete: Junk before Trunk

Teddy Sanders: Balls before dolls

Pete: Padres before I sleep with two Madres

Teddy Sanders: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit

Pete: These nuts before skinny sl***

Teddy Sanders: M********* before ask her to date

Pete: Beef stew before watching The View

Teddy Sanders: Male erection before One Direction

Pete: Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie

Teddy Sanders: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy

Pete: Man purses before regular purses

Teddy Sanders: Sports before genital warts

Pete: John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin

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Paula: Let's make a baby!

Jimmy: Yes, that will solve all our problems.

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Officer Watkins: You called about your neighbors?

Mac Radner: No.

Officer Watkins: We have caller ID, we're cops, everybody has caller ID.

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Assjuice: Do you know how many bj's they promised me?

Assjuice: Infinite bj's. They promised me infinite bj's

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Mac Radner: I'll call my mother she'll know what to do.

Kelly Radner: Do not call your mother! Jesus, you Jews and your fucking mothers!

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Jimmy: [Assjuice puts the glasses on] He looks like J.J. Abrams. He look good. He looks okay.

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