Charlie Sheen - Roastee
Once again, I have come out unscathed. You can't hurt me. Hell, even I can't hurt me. Did you really think your little jokes were going to hurt me? I did porn stars. I did drugs. Then, I did the one thing everybody in America wishes he could do... I told my boss to fuck off. And then it was gone. I'm done with 'the winning'... because I've already won.