The Angry Birds Movie (2016)
Kate McKinnon: Stella, Eva the Birthday Mom
Leonard : Hmm... is that what I think it is?
Stella : That's an egg. That's how are children are born. You guys don't like eggs?
Leonard : [Sotto voce] I wish we did.
[Daydream sequence: Leonard is out in a meadow having a picnic with the egg]
Leonard : Enchanté.
[pours wine and "feeds" the wine to the egg]
Leonard : You look delicious, my dear.
[Leonard skips through the meadow holding the egg while laughing maniacally, then rolls through the grass and points at the sky]
Leonard : That's us.
[2 clouds appear in a heart shape, then the big cloud eats the small cloud. Back to reality: Leonard is holding the egg while laughing maniacally]
Stella : Hey, something's coming!
Stella : [to the pigs] You guys don't lay eggs?
Eva : Your Honor, our family has always practiced natural child-hatch; the risks of having a scrambled infant are too great. There was going to be music, the nest was going to be full with beautiful, fresh-cut flowers, and the first two faces he was going to see were the loving faces of his mother and his father.
[Edward sheds a tear falls onto their hatchling]
Eva : We can never get that moment back.
Red : Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be the first face your baby saw. I mean, what are we talking about here? He probably doesn't even remember me!
[Red walks over to the family, then the hatchling excitedly exclaims]
Hatchling : Daddy!
Red : Oh, oh, mmm! Oh, wait. I almost forgot. You know, I'm supposed to do a quick customer satisfaction survey before I...
Red : [whistles] split, okay? So, on the scale of one to three stars, what would you say about my performance? And don't forget, the squirrel was...
Red : [steps on a squirrel; Distorted scream] free... Sorry about this!
Edward the Birthday Dad : [Distorts] No!
Red : [Distorts] My bad.
Red : [Grunts as he stops] Huh!
Timothy the Birthday Boy : [He realizes the crumb of the birthday cake on the floor and eats it] Mmm!
Red : [Muffled] Congratulations!
Edward the Birthday Dad : Huh?
Eva the Birthday Mom : Oh!
Red : [gives a thumb up] It's a boy!