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Bill Hader: Leonard

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Quotes 

  • Leonard : Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!

  • [from trailer] 

    Leonard : Greetings! I am a pig.

    Chuck : [whispering to Red]  What's a pig?

    [the escalator suddenly stops] 

    Leonard : Unbelievable.

    Ross : Not working, not working.

    [He hits a button with his head which makes the escalator go in reverse] 

    Leonard : Oh, where we're going.

    Ross : Not working.

    Leonard : We practiced this a hundred times.

    Ross : Oh, man.

    Leonard : Give it to me.

    Ross : [sighs] 

    Leonard : [to the birds]  We're gonna come in again.

  • Leonard : Delicious bird eggy weggy!

  • Leonard : My eggs!

  • [from trailer] 

    Leonard : Show 'em how we do it.

    Pig : How you doing?

    [Elder bird woman faints] 

  • [from trailer] 

    Leonard : [Expands to huge size to crush the pigs]  I told you not to mess with me!

    Leonard : Call in the Piggy Air Force!

  • Ross : Come on Leonard dance!

    Leonard : Leonard can't dance. He's hatching a new plan.

  • Leonard : Hmm... is that what I think it is?

    Stella : That's an egg. That's how are children are born. You guys don't like eggs?

    Leonard : [Sotto voce]  I wish we did.

    [Daydream sequence: Leonard is out in a meadow having a picnic with the egg] 

    Leonard : Enchanté.

    [pours wine and "feeds" the wine to the egg] 

    Leonard : You look delicious, my dear.

    [Leonard skips through the meadow holding the egg while laughing maniacally, then rolls through the grass and points at the sky] 

    Leonard : That's us.

    [2 clouds appear in a heart shape, then the big cloud eats the small cloud. Back to reality: Leonard is holding the egg while laughing maniacally] 

  • Leonard : Greetings from my world! The world of the pigs!

    Chuck : What's a pig?

    Leonard : I am a pig! Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

    Ross : Whoops.

    Leonard : Whoa! Where we're going? Wrong way!

    Ross : Oops. Not working.

    Leonard : We've practice this a hundred times. Give it to me. We're gonna come in again!

  • [when one of the dynamite was about to blow up and the giant pot was about to fall down on the rock Red is running to get on, with Leonard on his tail] 

    Leonard : You have annoyed me for the last time!

    Red : Yep!

    [the giant pot falls on Red, shielding him as Leonard gasps as the supply of Piggy Island explosives blows up] 

  • Leonard : When I say Hey, you say Ho! Hey!

    Birds : Ho!

  • [from trailer] 

    Leonard : [seeing one of the eggs]  Is that what I think it is?

    Red : Excuse me! Those are fragile, alright? Not yours.

    Judge Peckinpah : You are makin' our guest feel unwelcome!

    Red : And you're not asking basic questions!

    [a pig slaps his butt] 

    Chuck : Well, this just got awkward.

  • [from trailer] 

    Chuck : The pigs are stealing our eggs!

    Leonard : Set sail for Piggy Island!

  • [from trailer] 

    Red : Time to get angry! Fire!

    [Matilda gets slingshot] 

    Leonard : That guy again.

    Matilda : Take that, porkers!

    [She shot a fireball to kill the pigs] 

    Red : Well, how about that? She can shoot fireballs out of her butt.

  • [from trailer] 

    Red : These pigs mysterious and weird, am I right? I don't trust them! I think they're up to something!

    Judge Peckinpah : Your opinion is not needed!

    [Red gets slingshot by the pigs] 

    Red : Beak, wing, giblets!

    Leonard : That went well, if you're me.

  • [from trailer] 

    Leonard : Greetings from the world of the pig!

  • Leonard : That guy again!

  • Leonard : Call in the piggy air force!

  • Leonard : That Guy again!

  • Red : There you are!

    Leonard : Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!

  • Leonard : Transport the eggs!

  • Red : You can't eat eggs!

    Leonard : What are you gonna do? I'm a foodie!

  • Leonard : Guards! There's a red bird in these walls! Bring him to me!

    Pig : Aye, aye Sir. Roger that, boss!

    Leonard : Not in these walls, in the castle! Come on, you guys.

  • Judge Peckinpah : My friends we would love to see your cowboy show.

    Leonard : Thank you. Thank you so much.

  • Leonard : Okay, maybe I'll dance for just a sec.

  • Leonard : Who says birds don't fly?

  • Leonard : [while dancing]  Oh, watch out! Shakin' my bacon!

    Red : They don't have feathers? You know, they're just walking around naked, just presenting themselves, I'm looking at all their business here.

    Chuck : That part about them I really admire.

  • Leonard : You're wrecking my house! What's wrong with you?

    Red : You wrecked my house!

    Leonard : Your house was ugly!

    Red : Well now we're even.

  • Leonard : Get that red scam off my eggs!

  • Leonard : It's over! You're finished Eyebrows!

  • Judge Peckinpah : Welcome to Bird Island! Welcome to our new friends the Pigs. Let us have a celebration!

    Leonard : Put it there!

    Cyrus : Wellcome. Oh sorry!

    Leonard : And a hoof to a wing.

  • Leonard : Citizens of Pig Island. If you spot any birds destroying your neighborhood please capture them.

    Pig : What did he say?

    Leonard : There's been a change of plans. We will eat the eggs for lunch.

    Stella : Did he say eat the eggs?

  • Leonard : Hey Judge you're under arrest!

    Judge Peckinpah : What?

    Leonard : For looking too good!

  • Leonard : [Sees Red's painting of himself being struck by thunder]  Well, that's a very good painting. Very good.

    Red : Oh, yeah. Uh... The assignment was "Paint Your Pain", so I painted your pain. It's actually the first in a series.

    Red : [Shows his painting of Leonard and his pigs being caught by a octopus]  Here you go.

    Leonard : Uh-huh.

    Red : [Shows his painting of him kicking Leonard in a barrel into a waterfall]  This one is nice.

    Leonard : Oh.

    Red : [Shows his painting of him roasting Leonard in a pit with a apple in his mouth]  I call this one "Catharsis".

    Leonard : [He is unimpressed] 

    Red : [Shows his painting of him slingshots Leonard outta Bird Island]  And... Oh, I call this one "Bye-Bye".

    Leonard : Huh. Wonderful likeness.

    Leonard : [to Judge Peckinpah]  I thought you said you stored your nuts for winter.

    Leonard : [Stella, Peckinpah, Earl, Photog and Earl laughs]  Burn.

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