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"The Simpsons" Judge Me Tender (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

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Moe Szyslak: Hey, clown! We've heard your stand-up, now how about some shut-up?

Krusty the Clown: Everyone's a comedian!

Moe Szyslak: Everyone except you!

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Simon Cowell: So, how do you like L.A.?

Moe Szyslak: It's a helluva city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it on the beach.

Simon Cowell: Clever. Slightly nasty. Very impressive.

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[Bart is dressing up Santa's Little Helper for the ugliest dog contest]

Homer Simpson: Not ugly enough. I want him to look like this...

[Holds up Weekly World News with Bat Boy on the cover]

Bart Simpson: Ay caramba!

Homer Simpson: ...had a baby with this...

[shows picture of Mr. Burns]

Homer Simpson: ... and got sat on by this.

[Shows picture of Patty]

Bart Simpson: How about this?

[Draws picture and shows it to Homer]

Homer Simpson: Oh... my... God! Bart, you never fail to disgust me.

Bart Simpson: Just call me Barf Simpson.

Homer Simpson: I wanted to, but your mother thought kids would laugh at you.

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Moe Szyslak: They love me for my bile, and I've got a spleen full.

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Ryan Seacrest: Ellen, what's your ramble on this?

Ellen DeGeneres: Ryan, I don't ramble anymore. Although I do like that song Ramblin' Man by the Allman Brothers. At first I thought they were the Almond Brothers, which is great, since I like nuts, except for filberts, which is odd because I love Dilbert, because when you spend all day in a cubicle, you just gotta dance!

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Homer Simpson: [to Moe] You can't close! I'll have to go home and drink better beer at half the price... and natural lighting!

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