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"The Simpsons" The Great Simpsina (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

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Homer Simpson: Marge, how much do they pay us for doing this?

Marge Simpson: Actually, we pay them for each peach we take home.

Homer Simpson: What the...? First I work, then I pay, then I have to eat fruit? Why was I ever born?

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Homer Simpson: Masseuses: the half-doctors/half-hookers who solve everything.

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The Great Raymondo: I got this phone for subscribing to Psychic Monthly, and then, I canceled the subscription. They never saw it coming.

[chuckles]

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The Great Raymondo: Magic is about mystery, illusion, pulling rabbits out of hats! Presto!

[pulls rabbit skeleton out of hat]

The Great Raymondo: Oh...

Lisa Simpson: Ew.

The Great Raymondo: Today's lesson: feed your props.

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Nelson Muntz: God, if you don't bring my Lisa back safe,

[shakes fist]

Nelson Muntz: ants will burn tonight.

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Homer Simpson: Lisa, don't feel bad. Judas betrayed Jesus, but he still got paid.

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Lou: Yeah, that's just what you need, Chief, another stomach.

Chief Wiggam: Shut up.

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Lisa Simpson: You're just gonna stand there?

The Great Raymondo: No, with my back, I've got to sit.

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Penn Jillette: Because, when he...

Teller: Quiet! You talk on-stage. I talk off-stage. That was the curse the witch put on us.

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Homer Simpson: The real magic is raising three kids in this economy!

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David Copperfield: To show you we mean business, I'm unbuttoning my shirt and turning on a fan.

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Bart Simpson: What idiot put the dump so far from where people live?

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