Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)
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Oz: You can have a nice pile of bananas!
Finley: Oh, I see. Because I'm a monkey, I must love bananas, right? That is a vicious stereotype!
Oz: You don't like bananas?
Finley: Of course I love bananas, I'm a monkey! Don't be ridiculous! I just don't like YOU saying it.
[Oz and Glinda are in bubbles flying towards a giant protective bubble wall around a city]
Oz: Does this thing have any brakes? I'm going too fast! I'm gonna die!
Glinda: You needn't worry, Wizard. It's a magic wall. And all good-hearted souls get to pass through.
Oz: [Panicking] I'm gonna die!
Glinda: For the record, I knew you had it in you all along.
Glinda: No. Better than that. Goodness.
[Oz has realized that he can pass off his stage magic as the real thing to defeat Evanora and Theodora]
Oz: Look, I know I'm not the wizard that you expected. But I might just be the wizard that you need.
Glinda: You said you were just a con man.
Glinda: Nothing but a trickster?
Glinda: A terrible cheat!
Oz: The best there is.
Glinda: A carnival magician's going to put on a show.
Oz: I'll put on the show of a lifetime! The likes of which the land of Oz has never seen! Magic! Mystery! Prestidigitation! It'll be my greatest trick yet.
Oz: I'm afraid I can't give you what I know you want most of all. All I can offer you is this: us. I know it's not the family that you had in mind, but...
China Girl: It's perfect. Thank you, Oz.
Oz: Am I dreaming?
Theodora: You're in Oz.
Oz: Oz? But that's my name. Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmanuel Ambroise Diggs.
Evanora: What's the matter, Glinda, out of bubbles?
Glinda: I don't need them, bubbles are just for show!
Oz: I don't want to be a good man... I want to be a great one.
Oz: [to Theodora] Where's your broom?
Theodora: You don't know much about witches, do you?
Oz: You stood by me when other monkeys would have flown away.
[Evanora tries to flee]
Glinda: Not so fast! You and I aren't finished here.
Evanora: You have the throne, Glinda. What more could you want?
Glinda: You can't give me that. You took what mattered most from me: my father.
Glinda: What they lack in stamina the Tinkers make up for in ingenuity. The can build anything.
[Tinkers all cheer]
Elder Tinker: And I tell ya what else. We can build anything!
Glinda: A con man couldn't have done all this. You're much more than that.
Oz: Well then, it looks like I've got you fooled, too.
Glinda: The only person you've got fooled is yourself.
[Oz and Glinda kiss]
Master Tinker: Now, Knuck.
[Knuck blows his trumpet]
Oz: How hard can it be to kill a Wicked Witch?
Oz: [sucked into a tornado] Please, I don't want to die! I haven't accomplished anything yet!
Oz: Theodora, I know your wickedness is not your doing! And should you ever find the goodness within you, you are welcome to return!
Glinda: Well done, Tinker, your machine works beautifully!
Master Tinker: That's just workmanship. What you displayed was true courage.
Glinda: If it was easy we wouldn't need a wizard, would we?
Theodora: Aren't you the great man we've been waiting for?
Finley: Did those crows just say we're gonna die?
Glinda: [to Oz] You're capable of more than you know...
Front Gate Barker: Hurry, hurry, step this way. Get your tickets now. Don't be shut out, friend. Step this way. See the most wondrous sights imaginable. pulled from the four corners of the Earth. Acts to delight, to thrill and to mystify! Walk through these gates and into the world of wonder.
Oz: [drawing on the ground] Here's the plan. The wicked witch is the triangle. Monkey, you're the X. I'm the O. China Girl, you're the squiggly line.
China Girl: I wanna be a heart. Can I be a heart?
Oz: Fine, fine. You're a heart. Now, heart stays here. As O makes his way over here, X counters thusly. Clear so far?
China Girl: Bless you.
Oz: Good work. You just sneezed away the plan.