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"Chuck" Chuck Versus First Class (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

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John Casey: When he does, you act like your girlish self, scream like a banshee so he doesn't think you're a threat. When he pulls you out, find a weapon then flash.

Chuck Bartowski: What if I don't flash?

John Casey: Then you're dead - so flash!

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Morgan Grimes: [the Buy More crew scatter after Casey glares at them] See that? See that? How do you do that? You command respect. I...

John Casey: No. I take it.

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Jeff Barnes: [Casey's smoking a cigar] This is a no smoking store.

Morgan Grimes: Thanks Jeff. You know what, my lieutenant has the right to smoke a cigar if he wants. Or he can put it out. Mr. Casey.

[Casey puts out the cigar in his hand]

Morgan Grimes: Anyone else want to leave?

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Chuck Bartowski: [the flight attendant pulls a weapon on Chuck] I am *so* writing a letter to the airline about this.

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Serena: Chuck... will be dead in an hour, but I'm in a rush. So, he gives me the key, or I kill him now.

CIA Special Agent Daniel Shaw: Okay.

Serena: O-okay?

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CIA Special Agent Daniel Shaw: Do what I say. Give my agent the antidote and I'll let you and your gorilla slide on this one.

Serena: Who are you?

CIA Special Agent Daniel Shaw: Serena, you can do this. Let him go.

Serena: I can't you know my employer. Your agent is alone. And he's going to die.

CIA Special Agent Daniel Shaw: No. My people are never alone. Now.

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CIA Special Agent Daniel Shaw: We both made the same mistake, Sarah. We fell in love with spies.

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Morgan Grimes: I need you, okay? Please help me. I don't know what they'll do next. Mute Lester and his gang, they've taken over the store. They've set booby-traps for me everywhere. I'm going crazy here. I can't fight them by myself anymore. They don't follow any rules.

John Casey: Insurgents. I hate insurgents.

Morgan Grimes: Then this'll work out I think.

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Hannah: Wait. This Morgan person is real? This store you work in, it actually exists.

Chuck Bartowski: Yeah. Oh yeah. Yes to both of those things. Although, even personally, I have quite often wondered if the Buy More was an insane asylum.

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Morgan Grimes: I need everyone's attention. Look, I know some of you are unhappy that I'm running the Buy More. I'm sorry. But all your little tricks and tactics, I know them all. I *taught* them. So listen up: no more sabotage. Thank you. Lester, you're in my chair.

[Lester gets out of the chair]

Morgan Grimes: Hey, there's one good thing I learned in Hawaii. It's that I'm good at this, man. I am good at the Buy More.

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Chuck Bartowski: Wait. The review's about me? Shouldn't Shaw be asking me about me?

John Casey: Where's the fun in that?

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CIA Special Agent Daniel Shaw: I think we can all agree that this team has been dysfunctional for the last two years. And I think I know what the problem is. The problem is them.

[Indicates Walker and Casey]

Sarah Walker: What? What does that mean?

John Casey: It means that he's a moron.

CIA Special Agent Daniel Shaw: Chuck, they coddle you. You could be a great spy, but they won't let you evolve.

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John Casey: [Finding nunchakus in Chuck's luggage] What are these?

Chuck Bartowski: Nunchakus. You know very well that I don't like carrying guns. But I thought it wouldn't be such a bad idea to have *some* kind of offensive weapon, you know. Just to have with me. Just in case. And they're supposed to be in the Intersect.

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Chuck Bartowski: Hey guys, you there?

CIA Special Agent Daniel Shaw: Chuck, you flashed yet?

Chuck Bartowski: Yeah. How'd you know I'd flash?

CIA Special Agent Daniel Shaw: Because your mission's not in Paris. Your mission is on the plane.

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CIA Special Agent Daniel Shaw: I'm right, aren't I? I should tell you. I'm always right. It's annoying but true.

Sarah Walker: Why don't you tell me what you're right about, so I can tell you you're wrong.

CIA Special Agent Daniel Shaw: My theory about you and Chuck. Most spies push their assets to perform. That's what I do. You protect him. You care for him. You followed him to Lisbon.

Sarah Walker: That's not true.

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Chuck Bartowski: Hey, I'm alive, and I have the key. Unfortunately, I didn't get to use my nunchunks .

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Hannah: What do we think of mister muscles over there?

Chuck Bartowski: Mister muscles? Let me take a gander.

Hannah: I'm thinking professional wrestler maybe.

[He is played by Steve Austin, a former WWE wrestler]

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