Jessica Hamby : I am a freak of fucking nature!
Jessica Hamby : [to the dying trucker] Hey! What ever your name is, wake up!
Jessica Hamby : [to Sookie as she comes through the door] You might wanna start lettin' me know when you're gonna be swingin' by. Have you considered...
Sookie Stackhouse : Has Bill called you?
Jessica Hamby : No, and I told you I would call you if he did.
Sookie Stackhouse : Not that kinda call. I was just with Pam and she got all shivery. Than she told me Eric had just called her and she had to go.
Jessica Hamby : She was shiverin'?
Sookie Stackhouse : Have you felt anything like that?
Jessica Hamby : Last night. It came over me like a wave and it made me feel sick too! Just like that time I drank Kahlua.
Sookie Stackhouse : This isn't about under-age drinkin', Jessica! Bill is missing and without your help he might never come back.
Sookie Stackhouse : [looking through the wrecked car] There's a body in here, but it's not Bill's! Give me a hand!
Jessica Hamby : [races down the hill and pulls out the body] Ewww!
Sookie Stackhouse : Is there a wallet or phone that might tell us who this fucker is?
Jessica Hamby : [quick search] No wallet, no phone.
Sookie Stackhouse : Bill's been kidnapped.
Jessica Hamby : What? I thought y'all were just going to dinner.
Sookie Stackhouse : We were. But than he proposed and than...
Jessica Hamby : Oh my god. Wait, Sookie...
Sookie Stackhouse : I-I didn't say yes.
Jessica Hamby : You rejected him?
Sookie Stackhouse : It's not like that. It's just... if he does come home, for what ever reason, call me and let me know even if he commands you not to.