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Not Fun Bad, Just Bad - NOT related to Frankenhooker!
I was tricked into watching this by the Frankenpimp title which makes it seem as though this is a sequel or spin off of the funny and actually well conceived and professionally done cult classic Frankenhooker which is obviously this film maker's intention.
It is also obvious just seconds into this amateurish turd that it is not related to Frankenhooker or any real film ever made. I wish that movie's producers would sue this fool but I'm sure it is not worth it considering this movie probably made like 37 cents.
That's one dollar minus the 63 cents it cost to make this boring turd
It is not edited at all. Shot on an old VHS camcorder I think.
The sound is garbage. The acting and script are worse.
This is the most pathetic home made pile of slop posing as a "movie" I have ever seen.
Plus the Watt goof who makes this crap posts like a million things about himself. Fake movie titles and shows he claims are " in production". Like a video of his cat in his dirty apartment he shot on his phone listed as a TV series and pretending the budget is $100,000 who you fooling man? Haha. At least that is entertaining, even though it is in a way he didn't intend.
He also promotes himself on the message boards and his "by popular demand" books etc... he interviews himself on his "talk show" begging people to buy his book? And the only comments are people like me asking him to stop. Also he listed himself as a cast member of the "Suicide Squad".
Get a life man and stop pretending to be a movie, TV and book tycoon.
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