Little Louie : What are you so excited about?
Tommy Anderson : Are you kidding? I'm gonna have my own personal servant. That baby's gonna do everything I say.
Little Louie : Why would he do that?
Tommy Anderson : Because I'll be older than him, duh.
Little Louie : Oh really? Quit jumping on the bed!
Tommy Anderson : You can't tell me what to do.
Little Louie : I rest my case.
Tommy Anderson : [Louie and Tommy have been given eggs to take care of as practice for when the new baby arrives] Hey, Mom, I learned how to burp my egg.
Little Louie : Yeah, well I taught my egg how to burp himself.
Tommy Anderson : I've been practicing putting diapers on my egg.
Little Louie : So? My egg's already potty trained. He's a genius egg. I taught him how to walk this morning.
Andy Anderson : Eggs, eggs, eggs! Enough with the eggs already. If I'd wanted a family of eggs, I'd have married a chicken!