Jeremy Renner: Hansel
Hansel : We learned a couple of things while we were trapped in that house. One, never walk in to a house made of candy. And two, if you're gonna kill a witch, set her ass on fire.
[to Mina and Ben, as they approach the witch's house]
Hansel : Whatever you do, don't eat the fuckin' candy.
Gretel : Wow, this is amazing. And, uh, weird.
Hansel : It's a little creepy.
Gretel : You really keep all this stuff?
Hansel : [trying to end the conversation] All right, well...
Ben : I just have SO many questions, do you mind?
Hansel : [still trying to end the conversation] You know, we have...
Gretel : Oh no, no no no, you go ahead.
[smirks as Hansel kicks her under the table]
Ben : All right, uh, okay, uh, how do you best kill a witch?
Gretel : [innocently] Hansel?
Hansel : [pauses to glare at Gretel] Uh, cutting off their heads tends to work... and ripping out their hearts... and skinning them is also nice...
Gretel : Yeah, but burning them is the best way, 'cause it's the only way to be safe.
Ben : Burning, yeah, of course!
Hansel : [muttering into his mug] Burn 'em all...
Hansel : When you see my signal, unleash hell.
Hansel : Revenge doesn't change the past. It won't bring our parents back. But it sure as hell feels good.
Hansel : Me and my sister... we have a past. We almost died at the hands of a witch. But that past made us stronger. We'd gotten a taste of blood. Witch blood. And we haven't stopped since.
Hansel : Who the fuck is Edward?
Hansel : Some people will say that not all witches are evil, that their powers could be used for good. I say burn them all!
[Hansel and Mina are bathing in a pool of healing waters]
Hansel : I got it. You know, the last time I was in waters like this, I came across a formidable serpent witch. She mostly looked like a toad, but she could breathe underwater, which made her difficult to track. She was deadly.
Mina : [swims up to Hansel and silences him] Shh. You talk too much.
[kisses Hansel and seduces him]