Alan Tudyk: Dutch
Dutch : [after dispatching some Soviets] I'm so sorry. That is the old me.
[Crankcase pulls Simmons out and throws him on the road]
Dutch : Oh, mein Gott! I'm fired!
Simmons : [Wants to impress the Russians with a Russian phrase] Dutch, give me something tough.
Dutch : Eh.
[browses dictionary in panic]
Dutch : Baryshnikov.
Cosmonaut Dimitri : We do speak English.
Simmons : Dutch, you suck.
Dutch : It's a Cyrillic alphabet. It's like all the buttons you never push on a calculator! I don't suck.