An insult to the loyal Vivid Video viewer, this Paul Thomas clunker helped satisfy his quota of Savanna Samson vehicles for the label but otherwise is akin to fraudulent merchandise, the kind of bags and electronics one might find for sale on the sidewalk of Canal St. in Manhattan.
Clearly influenced by the great minds who produced the hit TV series "Hee-Haw", PT under his name-of-shame Chuck Lords wrote and directed a series of stupid puns and dirty jokes that link together poorly executed sex vignettes featuring Savanna (over and over in various guises) and other beauties like my favorite pin-up of the period Sienna West. West in a threesome with SS and Derrick Pierce is poorly photographed and not given enough sexually to do, as second banana to the Vivid superstar Samson.
Penny Flame, who can be amusing in a quality production, is stuck as the deliver of most of the straight lines, with an array of uncredited schlumps drawn from the crew (only one I recognized was producer/flunky Shylar Cobi) delivering unfunny punch lines. It's staged in a hospital setting, but even the fetish opportunities (nurse costuming, medical instruments for porn) go by the wayside.
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