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Kung Fu and Titties (2013)

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Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Sean Molnar Sean Molnar ... Richard Titties
Dante Briggins ... Shirtless Guy
Jonathan Kline Jonathan Kline ... Marv
Dixon Mason Dixon Mason ... Jenny
Seregon O'Dassey Seregon O'Dassey ... Cynthia
Raine Brown ... Raine Brown
Evan Goldstein Evan Goldstein ... Black Lightning
Christian Acevedo Christian Acevedo ... Thug #4
Robin Corneby Robin Corneby ... Woman on Horse
David Johanson David Johanson ... Random Guy
Mike Marino ... Gorilla
Sophia Disgrace Sophia Disgrace ... Techno Babe
John Archer Lundgren ... Zeefros
Michael Emery ... Thug #3
Crystal Parra Acevedo Crystal Parra Acevedo ... Tiffany (as Crystal Parra)
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Storyline

Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world. Written by Anonymous

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It's not porn. It's just great. See more »

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Comedy | Fantasy

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

9 August 2013 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Kung Fu & Titties See more »

Filming Locations:

New Jersey, USA See more »

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$35,000 (estimated)
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KFT THE MOVIE, Nums Films See more »
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Color

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16:9 HD
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Trivia

A freak snowstorm, 'Snowtober', dropped 30+ inches of snow over the last weekend of production. All of the films locations and housing for Cast/Crew lost power. Production was forced to relocate over 20 people in the Cast/Crew to the directors house, which survived the storm and had power. See more »

Quotes

Thug #3: I don't know what an onion is, and I've never heard of this seasoning you speak of. Is that a type of woman?
Zeefros: You are the stupidest person in the world. How is it that you do not know what an onion is?
Thug #3: All I do is stand around here, fight people and bring you cups of grape juice. I'm sorry.
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References The Freshman (1990) See more »

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amateur handcam video - not a movie
8 November 2017 | by oldvicarSee all my reviews

Review posted Nov 2017 at which time the rating is rather distorted by the family and friends giving it 10/10 and likewise the reviews are lacking the basic honesty that general viewers would want in deciding whether to watch download etc. This is a laugh for some young lads perhaps but not a 'movie' or a film in any normal sense.

It is strictly amateur with no production values, filmed with a camcorder or equivalent and the odd display of topless nudity will be of interest perhaps to someone who has been in solitary confinement for a long period. It is obvious how poor this is within the first few seconds of viewing.


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