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"Dead Set" Episode #1.2 (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Mini-Series)

(2008)

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Kelly: If she dies before we're back...

Grayson: Don't say that...

Kelly: *If* she dies... and you're sure... through the brain... you have to...

[Kelly hands him her scissors]

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Veronica: Oi, come on over here then, you wanker! Come on then! Come on then, you decomposing fucks!

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[Grayson begins to tend to Angel's bite mark]

Kelly: It's imperative to keep her alive, do you understand?

Grayson: I'm a charge nurse, you don't have to tell me.

Kelly: So can you keep her alive? Can you?

Grayson: Yeah, I can. But I need more than this shitty first aid kit! I need hemostatic dressings, epinephrine, morphine, basically, I need a pharmacy. Can you get me that?

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Patrick: Oh, fuck, I need a slash...

Pippa: What?

Patrick: I need a slash...

Pippa: But... the toilet's out there...

Patrick: Yeah, I know...

Pippa: You're not going in here!

Patrick: Just... turn your back.

Pippa: Why don't you hold it in?

Patrick: I've been holding it in! Just turn away!

Pippa: Oh my god! That's disgusting!

[Patrick urinates into a waste bin]

Pippa: Oh my god! It *stinks*!

Patrick: Oh, shurrup...

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Alex: [slaps Riq in the face] That's for not fixing the car!

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Alex: Look, if you can't fix it...

Riq: Y'know what? I'm, I'm just tryin' to get my head around this whole "end of the world" thing, right? It's not my usual environment, so...

Alex: Well the sooner you've come to terms with it, the more chance you've got of surviving.

Riq: I am surviving and it's *not* easy!

Alex: What've *you* done? You've done nothing!

Riq: I've had a van stolen! I've been chased by fuck knows! I've been in a garage while being shot at!

Alex: "At"?

Riq: Yeah!

Alex: Have you shot anyone? Have you had to do that yet?

Riq: No, no, no...

Alex: Have you shot a friend? Your best friend? Have you done that? Have you? Have you pulled the trigger until your best friend's head explode and walked around in a dream with her blood running down your face and in your mouth, picking shards of skull from your jumper like cat's teeth? Have you? Have you done that?

Riq: No, no... I can't say that I have.

Alex: No? Then don't talk to *me* about surviving until you *have*!

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Pippa: I wish you'd stop huffing! You'll use up all the air!

Patrick: It's not a submarine, you specimen! Do you even know how air works?

Pippa: Well you've just wasted *more* air!

Patrick: D'you even understand what is going on here? Or is the whole world just all colours and shapes and the occasional noise in yer head?

[Pippa looks at Patrick in shock and zombie Davina McCall begins to bang on the door once more]

Patrick: Oh, stay out of it!

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[Alex shoots a figure running towards them in the distance]

Riq: Are you sure that was one of those things?

Alex: No.

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Riq: Where'd you get the gun from?

Alex: eBay.

Riq: Really?

[Alex huffs irritably]

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Kelly: Give us a fag.

Space: Short supply.

Kelly: You've got 60 stashed under your bed.

Space: Yeah, well... I was savin' 'em for a special occasion.

Kelly: Merry fucking Christmas.

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Riq: I'm not... I'm normal! I'm normal! I'm normal! I'm a normal person! I'm, I'm standing up! I'm standing up! I'm a, I'm a normalite! Are you the police?

Alex: Open the door!

Riq: [opens the door and looks at the gore on it from the zombie Alex shot] Oh, that's disgusting...

Alex: You alone in there?

Riq: Huh?

Alex: Anyone else in there?

Riq: No, no, no, no...

Alex: Get some supplies.

Riq: What?

Alex: Get some fucking supplies!

Riq: What, like water... and...?

Alex: NOW!

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Pippa: [Patrick rummages through a bag] That's not your bag! You shouldn't do that!

Patrick: Stop bleating!

Patrick: [after unsuccessfully trying to turn on a mobile phone from the bag] Fucking hell... how'd you turn this thing on? Fucking robot's bollock!

[Gives the phone to Pippa]

Pippa: [Turns on the phone] There's no signal.

Patrick: Lemme see.

Pippa: There's no signal!

Patrick: Give it to me.

Pippa: Why?

Patrick: Because I'm asking you, fetus!

Pippa: Oh my god! You're so rude! I think we should stay here 'til the police come.

Patrick: Yeah? Why don't you start compiling a book of your fuckin' theories?

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Marky: It's gotta be some terrorist bollocks... they've released some... loony gas...

Space: Loony gas...?

Marky: You got a better explanation?

Joplin: The government or army must have tested something they shouldn't!

Veronica: What, like... GM foods or somink?

Joplin: Maybe... or WiFi... God knows what that does to your molecules!

Veronica: Does this mean we're not on telly anymore?

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Marky: There's got to be somewhere we can go.

Kelly: Trust me. Outside... it's a bad idea...

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Riq: Where'd you get the gun from?

Alex: Ebay.

Riq: Really?

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Kelly: Give us a fag.

Space: Short on supply.

Kelly: You've got 60 stashed under your bed.

Space: Yeah, well I'm saving them for a special occasion.

Kelly: Merry fucking Christmas.

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Veronica: Does this mean we're not on telly anymore?

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Veronica: [Zombie Claire sees Marky and chases after him] Get in the van Marky, get in the van!

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Veronica: [On the roof watching the Zombies] Who... are they?

Kelly: [Looks at Zombie Claire feasting on a corpse] Her name was Claire.

Veronica: And they're dead?

Kelly: Yeah.

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