Professor John Mycroft: The last thing I remember was debating where the urinals are in the Dog and Duck.
Brian Lalumaca: Round the back, just like any other animal
Brian Lalumaca: [during a discussion about the protesters] I only hope they're in the mood for resisting arrest, cause I've got my kicking shoes on!
Professor John Mycroft: It's revenge time!
Brian Lalumaca: What are you going to get me to do?
Professor John Mycroft: [turning to face Brian] isn't it obvious?
[cut to the corrider, with Brian helping the professor pushing a giant magnet along on a skateboard]
Brian Lalumaca: No, it isn't, actually!
Cara McIlvenny: [looking at the bees] They're not lisping, they're dancing in Spanish!
Dr. Alex Beenyman: I'm trying to tell them where the nectar is, not appearing in Strictly Come Dancing!
Professor John Mycroft: What does it say to you, Brian?
Brian Lalumaca: Sex party at Tony Hart's house?
Professor John Mycroft: Don't remind me!
Dr. Alex Beenyman: [Cara is trapped in a bee costume] God, it's like One man and his Bee!