Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) Poster

Justin Long: Alvin



  • Alvin : Oh it is on like Donkey Kong!

  • Alvin : Come on, Alvin! Remember your 5 D's: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!

  • Alvin : Si, don't make me have to kiss you because I'll do it! I don't care! Here come the lips! Makeout train is leaving the station! Toot toot!

  • Alvin : Whoops! Well, it looks like it's time to play my second favorite game: hide the broken TV from Dave. You wanna play?

  • Alvin : Who's Aunt Jackie?

    Theodore : The one who sends us those metal buckets of yummy popcorn for Christmas.

    Alvin : Oh, Popcorn Jackie.

  • Toby : What was school like for me? Uh, in a word: awesome. But, you know, that's 'cause I was like extremely popular.

    Simon : Is that why you still live with your grandma?

    Alvin : And refer to yourself as "The Tobester?"

    Theodore : And go

    [imitating video game] 

    Theodore : pyu pyu pyu all day?

  • Alvin : Dave, just think how much you'd miss us if there were six of us.

    Dave : Alvin, what did you say?

    Alvin : Well, the chipettes needed a place to crash, right? So I said that you said they could stay with us as long as they needed to.

    Dave : Alvin...

    Alvin : Okay!

  • Dave : Alvin, you need to share the spotlight. It's not all about you.

    Alvin : Sorry, Dave. I can't hear you over the thousands of fans screaming my name.

  • Alvin : [as Robert DeNiro]  You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me.

  • Alvin : I'm not going anywhere without Da-...


    Alvin : ... -aydream believer and a homecoming queen.

    Doctor : I hope for your sake he stays asleep for the entire flight.

    Simon : Maybe we should give him another shot just to be sure.

  • Alvin : There's something wrong with the clock! It won't shut up! I can't sleep!


    Toby : That's the point. It's an alarm clock. It helps you wake up early in the morning.

    Alvin : Why would anyone want to wake up early?

  • [last lines] 

    Alvin : Boy! I suddenly got really, really tired.

    Alvin : [laughs]  Night, Dave!

    Dave : Alvin!

  • Dave : [yelling over the phone]  Alvin!

    Alvin : Yep, nobody does that better than him.

  • Dr. Rubin : [about her chipmunk tattoo]  It was my birthday and I was like "oh the chipmunks!" So, what do you say? will you represent our school?

    Alvin : Honestly, suspension still sounds pretty good to me.

  • Dave : [to Simon]  I'm counting on you.

    Alvin : Dave, wait a minute! Why is he in charge?

  • Alvin : [entering classroom for the first time]  Ah, I love the smell of zitcream in the morning!

  • Alvin : [as Hannibal Lecter]  I'm going crack you like an acorn and eat you for dinner with some fava beans and a nice chianti!

    Footballer : Did he say something about my father?

  • Alvin : Oh, I didn't realize I pocket-dialed 1-800-LOWLIFE.

  • Alvin : [fighting over a blanket with Simon]  You might as well be rooting out truffles in the French countryside because you are in fact hogging!

  • Alvin : Hello, Humane Society? Yes, I need help! A man is after us! He wants to take us to a terrible place... school!

  • Alvin : Do you know what Dave would say if he were here right now?

    Simon , Theodore : [screaming]  Alvin!

    Alvin : Not bad, but I think it needs to come more from the belly.

  • [first lines] 

    Alvin : [laughs]  We're back!

    Alvin : Let's go!

  • Alvin : Right back at you, Dr. Rubes!

  • Alvin : Guys? Oh, great.

    Brittany : They're gone, Alvin.

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