Alan's arrogant decision to place a cheap flashy bowl he bought on a prominent place is the last straw for Charlie, who reminds him of his place as the guest. Alan claims it wasn't a home until he and Jake moved in. He leaves, but has nowhere to go and lands with Evelyn. She doesn't want an audience while she plays love games with Teddy, so the unwilling host tries lies and worse to get the brothers back together.
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Jennifer Taylor is playing Nina in this episode, but she later plays Chelsea in later seasons. See more
I don't pay you to mock me.
Charlie, you'd have to pay me not to.
Two and a Half Men Theme
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