Yes Man (2008) Poster


Jim Carrey: Carl



  • Allison : [riding on a motor scooter]  Am I going too fast for you?

    Carl Allen : Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.

  • Allison : Are you stalking me?

    Carl Allen : No, I would never do that. Oh, by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.

  • Carl Allen : Hey, Carl... you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How 'bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you can't get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin' great idea!

  • Carl Allen : [while watching Saw on DVD]  Oh come on, you're halfway through, just snap it off already!

  • Norman : You called me Norm!

    Carl Allen : Yeah.

    Norman : Could that like be my nickname?

    Carl Allen : Yeah, I guess.

    Norman : Ah nice, I like your style, Car. That could be yours.

    Carl Allen : Yeah, Carl's pretty short already but...

  • Carl Allen : What I have to share is huge... and I want to share it with you.

  • [first lines] 

    Carl Allen : [refusing incoming cell phone call]  No.

    Carl Allen : [refusing another incoming call]  No means no.

  • Carl Allen : You ever had a Red Bull? Ive never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night - I really like Red Bull.

    [shakes his glow-in-the-dark hoop] 

    Carl Allen : ... got this new... glow in the dark thing... cant really see it right now, unless you go like this...

    [holds part of the hoop to his eyes and covers it with his hands] 

  • Carl Allen : I am gone-o-reha. That didn't sound right.

  • Carl Allen : Was I chewing gum before?

  • Tweed : Can you explain why you were at the airport buying a ticket with no luggage?

    Carl Allen : You know it was a spur-of-the-moment trip.

    Tweed : Yeah I was just explaining to my partner here how much I've always wanted to see Lincoln, Nebraska.

  • Carl Allen : I can't believe I tripped like that.

  • Carl Allen : Steph...! I can't... I'm so sorry.

    Stephanie : What are you saying?

    Carl Allen : ...I'm saying "no."

  • Carl Allen : [incredibly drunk, after losing a bar brawl, said very sadly]  She's never gonna go to a ball.

  • Carl Allen : [talking to himself, walking back to town]  Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!

  • Carl Allen : [drunk]  Hey... I'm just saying 'yes' to life... 'cause... you gotta say 'yes' to life... I'm in a secret covenant... That sounded naughty!

  • Carl Allen : The era of "yes" has begun.

  • Nick : Psh, fine! I wipe my ass with fine!

    Carl Allen : ...Wow. Um. Ok?

  • Wes : At first I thought you might be raiding our coffers.

    Carl Allen : I would never do that!

    Wes : I would if I could so why wouldn't you?

    [uncomfortable silence] 

    Wes : [Wes laughs like it was a joke] 

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