The Green Hornet (2011) Poster

Jay Chou: Kato



  • Britt Reid : Kato, I want you to take my hand, and I want you to come with me on this adventure.

    Kato : I go with you, but I don't want to touch you.

  • Kato : You shot yourself face by mistake.

    Britt Reid : How long was I out? What time is it?

    Kato : Two o'clock.

    Britt Reid : Oh, that's not so bad.

    Kato : On Thursday.

    Britt Reid : It's Thursday? Are you ki... It's not Monday right now?

    Kato : No. I'm sorry.

    Britt Reid : Did you put this diaper on me? Well, what did I miss?

    Kato : Nothing really. I did some work on the Black Beauties.

    Britt Reid : "Beauties"?

    [Britt looks in the garage, sees more "Black Beauty" Chrysler Imperials] 

    Britt Reid : Holy crap.

    Kato : They're backups.

    Britt Reid : How the hell did you do this in four days?

    Kato : It's been 11 days.

    Britt Reid : Whoa, 11 days? What? Are kidding me? I wasn't sleeping, I was in a coma, dick!

  • [last lines] 

    Britt Reid : The Green Hornet. His reliable partner, the Blue Wombat.

    Kato : [smacks him] 

    Britt Reid : Oh! Oh, man. Okay, how about, um, the Red Hippopotamus? No? Not Red Hippopotamus?

    Kato : Hippos are not red.

    Britt Reid : I know. Hornets aren't green. Who cares? The, uh, Orange Albatross.

  • Britt Reid : What did you think of my father?

    Kato : He was fine.

    Britt Reid : Come on. Just tell me.

    Kato : He was my boss. Nobody loves their boss.

    Britt Reid : Don't sugarcoat this, Kato. You're not gonna offend me. Just tell me, man to man.

    Kato : He was a bit of a dick.

  • Kato : I was born in Shanghai. You know Shanghai?

    Britt Reid : I love Japan.

  • Kato : Go be a journalist. I'll kick ass.

  • Britt Reid : You know what you are. You're a human Swiss army knife.

    Kato : I don't know what's that mean?

    Britt Reid : It's a little things, and you keep pulling out things, and just when you think there couldn't be any more cool things, a new cool thing comes out, and that's you! You are even dressed like one. You should have a little plus on your chest.

  • Kato : But it's okay now, I fixed the Hornet gas. The gas only lasts one hour.

    Britt Reid : Can I see it?

    Kato : Okay, but be careful this time. Okay?

    Britt Reid : I just want to look at it. Just give it to me for one second...

    [shoots the Hornet gas in Kato's face] 

    Britt Reid : See you in an hour.

  • Kato : You like your father now?

    Britt Reid : Yes! You see, he wasn't a dick after all. Well, he was a dick, just not really how we thought he was.

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