The Green Hornet (2011)
Jay Chou: Kato
Kato : You shot yourself face by mistake.
Britt Reid : How long was I out? What time is it?
Kato : Two o'clock.
Britt Reid : Oh, that's not so bad.
Kato : On Thursday.
Britt Reid : It's Thursday? Are you ki... It's not Monday right now?
Kato : No. I'm sorry.
Britt Reid : Did you put this diaper on me? Well, what did I miss?
Kato : Nothing really. I did some work on the Black Beauties.
Britt Reid : "Beauties"?
[Britt looks in the garage, sees more "Black Beauty" Chrysler Imperials]
Britt Reid : Holy crap.
Kato : They're backups.
Britt Reid : How the hell did you do this in four days?
Kato : It's been 11 days.
Britt Reid : Whoa, 11 days? What? Are kidding me? I wasn't sleeping, I was in a coma, dick!
Britt Reid : The Green Hornet. His reliable partner, the Blue Wombat.
Kato : [smacks him]
Britt Reid : Oh! Oh, man. Okay, how about, um, the Red Hippopotamus? No? Not Red Hippopotamus?
Kato : Hippos are not red.
Britt Reid : I know. Hornets aren't green. Who cares? The, uh, Orange Albatross.
Kato : Go be a journalist. I'll kick ass.
Britt Reid : You know what you are. You're a human Swiss army knife.
Kato : I don't know what's that mean?
Britt Reid : It's a little things, and you keep pulling out things, and just when you think there couldn't be any more cool things, a new cool thing comes out, and that's you! You are even dressed like one. You should have a little plus on your chest.