William Henry Harrison, hero of the Mexican War, on his inauguration day, March 4, 1841, it's raining, it's freezing, it's windy, but Mr. Macho War-Hero doesn't want anybody to thing he's a pussy, so he stands and gives his inauguration address without a hat, without a coat, without his gloves. Well, didn't your mother ever tell you if you didn't cover up, you'd catch pneumonia? Well, guess what? He catches pneumonia. March 4: he's making history. April 4: he *is* history. One month. One month!...