Stimpy: Ren, you're... you're angry?
Ren: You're darn tootin' I'm angry! I have never been this angry in my entire life! Hey... I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Stimpy!
Stimpy: [astonished] Happy to be of service?
[Ren is trying out Stimpy's Stay-Put Socks]
Ren: Why, it's amazing! How do they work?
Stimpy: They're full of glue!
[glue oozes out of the top of the socks]
Stimpy: I'm so glad you like them, Ren! Wait here, I'll go get the stay put hat and raincoat!
Ren: [shouts] You filthy swine. I will kill you!
[From the Happy Happy Joy Joy song]
Stinky Weaselteats: I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?
Stimpy: Ahem. Ladies and gents, I give you... the Cheese-O-Phone! Now we can talk to cheese, anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues! Uh, go ahead Ren. Say something in... Limburger.
Stimpy: Check this out, Ren. It's a remote control shaver. Now you can get a clean, close shave, without even being there! Ob-ser-uv!
Stimpy: They're my latest invention. Stay put socks, they never fall down.
Stimpy: Say, what's the matter, Ren? Say... you don't suppose... He's unhappy? I know now what I must do. I must use my gift of invention, to save Ren.
Stimpy: It's the Happy Helmet, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control. And I use this dial to control how happy you are!
Stimpy: Oh Re-en! I've got a surprise for you! Hey... maybe Ren is somewhere being sad! I will make him happy again!
Stimpy: Boy, Ren, if you think you're happy now, wait'll you hear this! It's a record of my favorite song!